Where are Rumer’s Parents!?

Rumer Willis, 18, was spotted leaving Hyde nightclub late last night. I guess 18 in celebrity years is really 21, sorta like dog years, but more complicated. I think it works something like this: the younger you are, the older you really are and the older you are, the younger you really are. Ya, it’s sorta like that! Rumer, smoking cigarettes, too!? Tisk tisk. What will mom, Demi Moore, think!? Oh, I forgot she’s probably out with Ashton.

