Blow-Up Doll: Jessica Simpson @ PURE

Well, it looks like someone’s havin’ fun and drinkin’ pretty heavy! Jessica Simpson was spotted posing for the cameras @ the Pure nightclub in Las Vegas looking like what can only be described as a blow-up sex doll! She looks like the kind that comes in a box from an adult sex shop. Her fake, dark orange tan doesn’t help! It’s like I’m looking @ Irvine Welsh’s PORNO book cover!! Btw, take a look at the first pic below… the woman on the right looks like she’s going to pass out; Could Jess have b.o.!?

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