Boys, if you want to stand a chance with Jessica Alba, you have to soften up. That means ease off the sports and lay on the sap. That’s right, Jessica is looking for a man that is warm and fuzzy and comfortable with his feelings.  Catch up on those chick flicks if you want to score runner up status. Oh, and she also wants you to hang with her Dad. So if you can garner Mr. Alba onto your Top Five Friends list, I bet you’d at least get dinner with her.

Word is that Britney Spears is taking steps to file a restraining order against her mom Lynne Spears to restrict her from access to herself and her sons. The alleged restraining order is citing Lynne’s apparrent excessive use of the happy pills. Guess Brit picked up a few smart living tips when living in the bin, but it will still be some time before she wins Parent of the Year Award.

Poor Reese just can’t seem to catch a breath with the men in her life making her coo coo for cocoa puffs. Did anyone else feel that chill in Santa Monica yesterday? That cold front was a quasi-reunion between Ryan and Reese when they both made appearances at little Deacon’s school talent show. The official word is that she has toured Splittsville with Jake Gyllenhaal as well. Seems he was a little needier than she could handle. As if two tykes wasn’t enough!

Yes, it’s true… Kim Kardashian’s butt definitely defies gravity! She’s snapped below talking to her fashion conscious mom, Kris Jenner, as she arrived to the set of a photo shoot on Monday. I wonder if it was for the Pussycat Dolls?

Angelina Jolie’s snapped in Prague doing Brad’s morning school run with the kids!

Yep, it’s true… those 23 days in the clink are up! Paris Hilton was released from Lynwood early this morning, just after midnight. It’s amazing how quickly the time went by. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her so happy! She’s actually giggling with glee, and she is really smiling… you can see her teeth! It’s not a “sexy” pose. Stay tuned to CNN for her “exclusive” interview on Larry King Live, 9:00pm EST on Wednesday!

Paris Hilton gets out of jail this Tuesday, and on Wednesday she’ll appear on Larry King Live at 9pm. The Simple Life star will appear for the whole hour (Paris, if you’re reading this, an hour = 60 minutes).

And to answer your next question: no, CNN and Larry King didn’t pay anything for the interview and there are no ground rules for the interview. Of course, all of this is just tentative, because Paris still has to make it to the studio safely. Maybe she can get a friend to drive her. As long as the friend isn’t Nicole Richie. ~ TV Squad

Beth Ditto performing, The Gossip. They’re off to tour Europe, with Brussels and Amsterdam at the top of the list (June 26 and 27). If this pic isn’t a keeper for your puter’s desktop image, I don’t know what is!?

Yep, you heard it right! Just in time for her BIG release party from the pin. Parisexposed.com is back online and they decided to do a little guerrilla marketing by spray painting an “ad” outside Paris’ house. The vandals hit her home late last night. Doesn’t she have security?

In other related Paris news, her car got repossessed! Her $500K Mercedes was towed away last week after she failed to make the last two payments. It’s crazy how someone who’s supposedly so RICH has to make car payments! I guess the Bentley isn’t enough.