This one’s for the boys. You have to give props to a woman that will bare all hardly a year after she has given birth. Yes, Heidi Klum has joined the nude revolution in this month’s Arena magazine and is looking spectacular with some nude and near nude shots. A lot of talk about whether or not the pics have been re-touched, and they probably are, however, one still needs a great body and face to boot to pull off shots like this. Add that to the fact that every supermodel has been touched up at least once, and I don’t think it’s a big deal. Anyone that can lay it all out there and look this fantastic post-baby gets a big thumbs up from me!

Help that is to move from one place to another without falling down. Apparently Amy Winehouse has added Jack Daniels to her list of faves. Here she is staggering with her new BFF after a show, and hubby Blake Fielder-Civil needed to help the staggering singer out of the car when they arrived at the Hilton. At least she made it to the show on time this time and remembered her lyrics. Wait, isn’t that what performers are supposed to do – show up on time and sing the right songs? Now we are celebrating these small victories? Maybe her hubby’s helping hand should lend a little more support towards AA and not simply ensure that his spouse is able to stand upright.

It seems Kirsten Dunst is a little OCD when it comes to tidiness. Scooters flying through the living room and all-over Y chromosome slob-ness has forced her to ask BF Johnny Borrell to move back in with his dude pal in Muswell Hill. She is apparently a crazy clean freak and he is well, a man. So I guess the middle ground just got smaller and smaller until she couldn’t deal with it anymore. You have to wonder what you are getting into when you live with someone named Johnny, though don’t you? And here she is out on a shopping stint, finally wearing Chanel the way it was intended.

Well it seems there are a few good heads on the shoulders of the Hilton clan, at least one by my count. Barron Hilton, the Baron and leader of the Almighty Hilton clan is so disgusted by Paris’s recent uh, shall we say, life choices, that he has cut off her $60 million inheritance. She no longer owns the title Hilton Heiress and is being forced to come up with money on her own. As awesome as it would be to see her flipping burgers or working in the checkout aisle, I don’t think we will be seeing that anytime soon. She now has her hand in real estate (sorry, that noise was me cackling out loud again) and here she is arriving in Malibu to shoot a music video that might bring her in a few pennies. You will also see her cashing in on stuffed Tinkerbells and a slew of other merchandising – Hilton Hair extensions anyone?

Yes, it’s true… Jessica Alba dumped her beau of over two-and-a-half years, Cash Warren, over the phone. Guys you can pinch yourselves if you want, you’re not dreaming. According to The Insider:

“He wasn’t ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It’s simple as that. It’s kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn’t like that. Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful. That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris.”

If your guy isn’t willing to get married after almost 3 years, then obviously he’s just not that into you. Confidence and self-esteem looks good on you, Jess! You definitely don’t have to worry about finding a prince charming to sweep you off your feet and whip out a huge rock.

Here’s a shot from Britney Spears’ new video. If you haven’t yakked lately then you probably haven’t seen it. Not missing much. Love the hole in the fishnets, honey. Did they NOT have a pleatherette corsette in your size sweetheart? Smoking body, well, something’s on fire anyway. Klass with a capital K. Sources are reporting the shoot was a bit of a mess with Britney being a complete emotional wreck. I know, it’s shocking isn’t it? Because she can’t even go to work without making a total scene and being a complete drama queen. I am embarrassed for her, someone has to be.

Victoria and David Beckham out on yet another shopping jaunt. Well, what else can you do with your time when you have bozillions in the bank? (sidenote, LOVIN Vic’s shoes) Oh and when you shop in Hollywood, you run into people. Today it was Queen Latifah. Kiss kiss, hug hug as you always must with royalty. You would almost think this was planned with the matching colors, one can only guess. I have to say, I love Queen Latifah. You have to love a girl that is so real in a world that is so not. But she’s cute here. Doncha think Queenie is looking a little Becks struck? (as if I wouldn’t)

John Mayer just did a spread for GQ. Because the dudes just can’t get enough of him, right? Helloooo?? Why not Cosmo, Elle, or InStyle people? Better yet, just send him to my house.This guy has yummylicious just written all over him, and the girls need to see it! We deserve it! Yes, that word is the full blown version of yummy, reserved for only the rare breed. And he just has that bad boy shirt untucked thing that just kind of makes you want to leave that shirt untucked, doesn’t he? He deserves a moment of silence so we can just look at him…….Mmm. Yummylicious. Anyone have him on their Top 5?