Well, well, there’s some new bling in Hollywood and Lindsay Lohan is sporting it with pride here as she melts her credit card in full-on retail therapy. It’s called an alcohol monitoring bracelet and it is bascially ankle arrest for the post-rehabites to see if they are being big fat cheaters. Nifty! She is donning it because she wants to prove to everyone that she can still party with her friends, just not like it was 1999. She will be the first to tell her fans she wants to be taken as a serious actress, so she is wearing it so that people don’t gossip when she hits the club scene. RIGHT, because the bracelet will not be able to report that she is still ‘reportedly’ getting high off Ectasy and some cough medicine concoction called a Whippit. Paraphenalia for the Whippit was apparently found in her room at Rehab. There are also rumors floating about that this ‘serious’ actress did in fact NOT have a dry Malibu birthday bash. So what exactly are we supposed to take seriously again? No, we won’t gossip about you clubbing, sweetie, but we WILL talk about you snorting the Robi and dropping the X. Cute bracelet though!

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