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Brandon Davis Has a Snuggle Buddy!

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Ick! Someone actually took the time to get close to Brandon Davis. The brave soul in question is Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi. Maybe she’s being paid to?? I am no body language expert, but does HAPPY ring through here with her? Big glasses, hair on the face, frumpy frou wear. Yeah, it’s gonna take a lot more than that to pretend you aren’t in physical proximity with this Grease Pit. EW. I won’t mention that it looks like she hasn’t showered, because, really, if you knew you would be in THIS place today, would YOU bother? And is it true that the ‘rents have cut him off? Maybe THAT’S why he’s always spotted with this shirt on. EWWW.

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