Perez Hilton is SUPER Zexy !!
Hey Perez, is that a loofah in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? OMG, wait… it looks more like he shoved a camel down his pants. I’m not sure if this is the new look for CoverGirl, but I sure hope not! His hair toss is pretty good, though.



The bag of Cheetos is classic!


July 24th, 2007 at 6:42 am
What an attention whore. Note Perez you talk about them and will never make it as one. There was another vid of him showing one of his nuts o TMZ… What g uy looks like he talks about trainwrecks sooo much he’s becoming one!!!!!!
July 25th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
OBVIOUSLY this is mocking Britney Spears. She has the pink wig, the bag of cheetos (what she notoriously ate while pregnant with one of her future derelict children) and no pants…well we all know the story there.