Paris Hilton is about to hit Canada with her big fly glasses, and her singing and acting abilities. She will be around Toronto for about six weeks in a musical called Repo! The Genetic Opera. The film will be a futuristic piece set in 2056 and will be about people that buy organs on a payment plan. When they don’t cough up the dough, someone coughs up their organs and bam, murder becomes legalized. Or something. That’s the gist. I guess that’s what the shades are about, in preparation for her big futuristic big screen event. But I wonder, hm, why isn’t she getting any good scripts? This one doesn’t sound like I will be left on the edge of my seat, probably cuz I won’t go see it (and I don’t think I am alone there), but if I WERE…..(but I’m not).

Kim Kardashian was snapped leaving the Opera Nightclub Grand Opening, yesterday. Either Kim’s practising her opera singing or exercising her jaws for Sex Tape No.2.

Amy Winehouse is certainly living up to her name. The emaciated star has been making a fool of herself at the global level. She is showing up late to shows because she’s been in the pubs ‘warming’ up before and, and bending the arm seems to be the first thing she does once a performance wraps up. And it’s not just before and after where she enjoys her imbibe sessions, she is so looped she is acting erratically on stage — forgetting words, and hitting herself on the head with her microphone. She even forced a crowd to walk out on her when she spit on them. Her excessive binging on the alcohol has had an effect on her overall nutrition as well. Well, why eat when you can get a buzz on an empty stomach? As you can see here, the effects of this ’plan’ are wearing a little thin for her. 

I think Britney Spears is doing research for a book or something — “How to Make Sure you Suck at Parenting”. She’s gone and made another idiot move. Now she’s decided that just because she can, she broke the custody agreement and took the kids to Vegas for a little vacay. You know, because Vegas is so child friendly. That’s not the worst though. What IS the worst is that by doing so she broke her custody agreement with K-Fed. In order to take the kids out of L.A. she requires permission from his lawyer. And since she was so busy firing her assistant and babyproofing her Vegas suite, I just don’t think she stopped to make that call. His lawyers have ordered her back to L.A. immediately. Hmmm…let’s wait and see how this turns out. I don’t have high hopes for her.

Claire Danes had a bit of an “oops!” moment the other day when she was at MTV Canada when she was promoting her new flick Stardust. Well I guess these things are bound to happen when you don’t wear a bra, wear a top that is too big, and basically have no chest. Click on the image to see the uncensored NSFW version.

Paris Hilton has just added another pooch to her little clan of canines. The other day she bought another Chihuahua from the elite Pets of Bel Air pet store. Yes, even the stars have their own pet shop. In fact, this is the same store that our dear Britney Spears bought London, her new Yorkie, for about $3 G’s. I don’t think we have a name for this one yet, but he has joined the ranks of the Hilton group with his ‘siblings’ Tinkerbell (Chihuahua) and Cinderella (Yorkie). I have to say, I know she gets a lot of flack, but she’s a cute pooch lover and so you gotta give her some props too.

Dannielynn is almost 1 years-old, and Entertainment Tonight has the exclusive interview with proud papa Larry Birkhead.

On how precious Dannielynn is: “Every day she does something new, and now she’s sharing her bottle with me. So if I say, ‘Give daddy a drink,’ she’ll toss it over her shoulder. It’s cool being a dad.”

On Dannielyn’s first birthday in September: “I’m thinking big. Her mom called her princess, so [I’m thinking of doing] something kind of Disney princess, or Hello Kitty — something real cool, so she can look back on it and say, ‘What a cool party.’”

On not dating at the moment: “The only lady in my life is my daughter, and she takes all my time, and that’s all I need right now — making up for lost time. We’re just having fun together and hanging out.”

OMG… she is absolutely adorable!!!! It’s totally amazing because when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had Shiloh, I thought she would be the cutest baby girl in Hollywood. But, she sure has some stiff competition! I wonder if they’ll hang out together as teenagers?

L’Oreal is getting some flack for some misleading advertising. Here you see a before and after pic of Penelope Cruz in a mascara ad. The first is the before she took the fake lashes off, and the second is after while she is cooling off in Ibiza, Spain. Now L’Oreal is being required to add a disclaimer to future campaigns if models are wearing the fake lashes. Right because L’Oreal is the first company to mislead on ads for beauty products. If L’Oreal is being asked to add disclaimers, I think everyone should. Like….shouldn’t weight loss ads add disclaimers when they airbrush photos? Just a thought….