Victoria and David Beckham out on yet another shopping jaunt. Well, what else can you do with your time when you have bozillions in the bank? (sidenote, LOVIN Vic’s shoes) Oh and when you shop in Hollywood, you run into people. Today it was Queen Latifah. Kiss kiss, hug hug as you always must with royalty. You would almost think this was planned with the matching colors, one can only guess. I have to say, I love Queen Latifah. You have to love a girl that is so real in a world that is so not. But she’s cute here. Doncha think Queenie is looking a little Becks struck? (as if I wouldn’t)

John Mayer just did a spread for GQ. Because the dudes just can’t get enough of him, right? Helloooo?? Why not Cosmo, Elle, or InStyle people? Better yet, just send him to my house.This guy has yummylicious just written all over him, and the girls need to see it! We deserve it! Yes, that word is the full blown version of yummy, reserved for only the rare breed. And he just has that bad boy shirt untucked thing that just kind of makes you want to leave that shirt untucked, doesn’t he? He deserves a moment of silence so we can just look at him…….Mmm. Yummylicious. Anyone have him on their Top 5?

Paris Hilton is about to hit Canada with her big fly glasses, and her singing and acting abilities. She will be around Toronto for about six weeks in a musical called Repo! The Genetic Opera. The film will be a futuristic piece set in 2056 and will be about people that buy organs on a payment plan. When they don’t cough up the dough, someone coughs up their organs and bam, murder becomes legalized. Or something. That’s the gist. I guess that’s what the shades are about, in preparation for her big futuristic big screen event. But I wonder, hm, why isn’t she getting any good scripts? This one doesn’t sound like I will be left on the edge of my seat, probably cuz I won’t go see it (and I don’t think I am alone there), but if I WERE…..(but I’m not).

Kim Kardashian was snapped leaving the Opera Nightclub Grand Opening, yesterday. Either Kim’s practising her opera singing or exercising her jaws for Sex Tape No.2.

Amy Winehouse is certainly living up to her name. The emaciated star has been making a fool of herself at the global level. She is showing up late to shows because she’s been in the pubs ‘warming’ up before and, and bending the arm seems to be the first thing she does once a performance wraps up. And it’s not just before and after where she enjoys her imbibe sessions, she is so looped she is acting erratically on stage — forgetting words, and hitting herself on the head with her microphone. She even forced a crowd to walk out on her when she spit on them. Her excessive binging on the alcohol has had an effect on her overall nutrition as well. Well, why eat when you can get a buzz on an empty stomach? As you can see here, the effects of this ’plan’ are wearing a little thin for her. 

I think Britney Spears is doing research for a book or something — “How to Make Sure you Suck at Parenting”. She’s gone and made another idiot move. Now she’s decided that just because she can, she broke the custody agreement and took the kids to Vegas for a little vacay. You know, because Vegas is so child friendly. That’s not the worst though. What IS the worst is that by doing so she broke her custody agreement with K-Fed. In order to take the kids out of L.A. she requires permission from his lawyer. And since she was so busy firing her assistant and babyproofing her Vegas suite, I just don’t think she stopped to make that call. His lawyers have ordered her back to L.A. immediately. Hmmm…let’s wait and see how this turns out. I don’t have high hopes for her.