Here we have a shot of Lindsay Lohan partying it up at Club LAX shortly before her most recent arrest. Yet she still swears by the grace of all that is good that she is innocent. Here is what she told Access Hollywood via email:

Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy

That’s interesting. Maybe the L.A. police just don’t know that. Because I HATE it when other people’s coke accidentally ends up in my pocket. It’s so embarrassing. Maybe she just should have told them they weren’t hers, that’s all. Then it probably wouldn’t have been a big deal and they would have just understood better. Or MAYBE she’s still high and doesn’t quite get that possession and DUI is illegal in this country.

Claudia Schiffer is back and in the next issue of Vogue she is doing some very creative and sexy nudity frames. I just love how this woman looks the same even after all these years, true top model material here. Not only that, but she doesn’t look stick thin either, this is the look from the ‘80’s and ‘90’s when the models actually looked healthy. Gotta love it. You know there is some photo work done here, this is just how the industry works. But if the girl wasn’t stunning, she wouldn’t make the cover of Vogue now, would she? Way to go Claudia, hope to see more from you (work wise that is!).

There seems to be a little she said she said on Natalie Portman’s upcoming movie Goya’s Ghost. Some reports are saying she has nudity in it, others are saying no. Other reports are veering more towards the ‘unclothed’ aspect of Natalie stating that in one frame there is the shot of a long nude body, but she claims it’s not her. She is so vehement in fact that she will be really angry if she finds out websites are out there touting she is nude in this flick, though she will admit to some ‘unclothed’ scenes. For starters, not wearing clothing IS nudity so I am confused as to the difference here. Anyone have thoughts? Further, I have to say, who cares if she is or isn’t? She is smoking for one thing and can pull it off, and she is a brilliant actress to boot. Now THOSE things will getcha an Oscar, not a big wardrobe debacle.

Lindsay Lohan’s mom has had enough of the press. She released the following statement to The Insider:

I am sick over this. My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi is outside our house. Lindsay is in a safe place. We are trying to strategically work out our next step. We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won’t give up. This is my daughter and we love her. We are waiting for the press frenzy to die down and leave her alone. Please respect our privacy.

Come on, the woman has to be embarrassed. Lilo hasn’t exactly been nominated for kid of the year awards. She is probably doing a little more saving face with this one than worrying about protecting the little Lilo. But you know what they say, be careful what you wish for. But like everything in Hollywood, I don’t give the shelf life on this request too long. The last thing she wants is for the press to actually leave her alone, because heaven forbid that may take her out of the spotlight. I mean, we know Lindsay isn’t actually doing much ‘work-wise’ these days, so how else can she shine in her spotlight if she is not gabbing about her always growing list of criminal charges.

Former America’s Next Top Model Adrianne Curry is certainly making a statement without saying a word here, isn’t she? Here she is attending the H.E.R. Luau at The Playboy Mansion this past weekend. I have to wonder, what is she going for here? The shiniest mermaid look? It is one thing to go with metallics, but perhaps let’s leave it to accent pieces instead of having them replace a whole look. But I guess when you are a celebrity B-lister and people aren’t talking much about you, you will need to do SOMETHING to stand out. Well, that she did, but I don’t think it really went to her benefit, do you?

Flynet caught Lindsay out with the girls, including her new fug BFF from Rehab, New York socialite, Dori Cooperman. It’s too bad that Linds couldn’t hold onto that healthy sober feeling! Dori, hmm… it definitely sounds like a familiar name. But, where have I heard it before? Oh ya! It’s from “Finding Nemo”.