Oh good lord. I mean, I have to say I am so thrilled that my most recent meal has been almost completely digested by now or we would have a problem. Kate Moss has somehow, someway, been convinced to go running back into greasy Pete Doherty’s arms. I wonder if he drugged her or something. Guess she finally got to talking to him when on her girl vacay in Spain. You know, the one where she was supposed to be using to take her mind off of him? Once that can of worms got opened, a flood unleashed. All of her people, family included, are just horrified. Well, aren’t we all. They have been reuniting at Claridge’s for a few days now while he sorts out those pesky crack and heroin charges. And while they have been good at doing the back and forth thing solo to avoid talk, the cat is out of the bag now. She’s even said that she would move to a deserted island with him so everyone would leave them alone about it. Well, you know, that may be the first smart thing she’s said in a while, cuz it’s not that bad an idea. Until that happens, I am waiting for the report that she’s living off the crack pipe as well. That would be the only logical explanation I can accept for any of this.

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