Elisha Cuthbert is On the Market

Many of you ogling boys out there will be happy to hear this one. The word out is that Paris Hilton’s gal pal Elisha Cuthbert has kicked New York Rangers man Sean Avery to the curb after two years. While we don’t know the details behind the split, we do know that she obviously had her reasons. Practically before she could even let a coat of nail polish dry he was hanging around the LG house in Malibu on August 26 hitting on none other than Paris Hilton. So far he hasn’t won any points with me, and I am not left wondering why they broke up in the first place. And while Paris may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, she apparently does have some loyalty bones, scrawny as they may be. She turned him down flat on his behind, saying she wouldn’t do that to Elisha.

