Lindsay Lohan Fails Drug Testing

This may shock you, or not. Lindsay Lohan is still out in Utah at the Cirque Lodge for a rehab jaunt, but it doesn’t seem that the program is working too well for her. She was called into the director’s office to take a surprise test and alleged reports are that it came back positive. The correct response would have been remorse, but she decided to go the screaming and ranting route. She’s been given strict warnings to shape up or ship out which only makes perfect sense. Well, why would you stick around a nasty rehab center if they won’t let you do drugs? She is required however to complete the program as part of her plea arrangement, so she had better get her act together. She has a few other issues that need work as well as reports are that she is not exactly the model ‘patient’. She’s been having sex in the lavatory with another patient, and she is refusing to do her share of the work around there.

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