Maybe you were too busy watching the skank dancing in her underwear to notice, but there was a little bit of hubballoo at the VMA’s the other night that involved some fist throwing. That’s right, the throwers in question were none other than Tommy Lee and Kid Rock and it has created a stir. So much so that Tommy Lee took it upon himself to try and explain his actions in his blog. If you can get past the astounding literary prowess, you can figure out from the horses’ mouth what really happened.

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!”

Is it just me or is it almost impossible to find out the true dirt? Ok, he punched me, I punched him, we got kicked out. Enough said. That’s pretty much the gist here. If he dropped any more names, no one would have anywhere to walk. But between that and the class act vocab, it’s not difficult to see how easy it would be for anyone to get in a scuffle with this one.

Image: Splash

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