Rumer Willis Needs a New Pair of Shoes


So we know that Rumer Willis is at least a LITTLE style conscious as she was spotted at the 2007 Kari Feinstein Style Lounge last Friday in Beverly Hills. So if we know that, then what is with the boy shoes? I don’t think it’s just me, these are FUGLY. I know, she probably needs them to help her jump out of that closet, right? Seriously Rumer, just one little jump, come on, you can do it. These days, lesbians don’t even need to jump that far, all the cool girls are doing it. Really, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, some of our best friends are gay! It’s really not that big a secret anymore now, is it? Well, I’d have to say it isn’t now, because anyone with two X chromosomes really wouldn’t be interested in those shoes unless they were trying to make a bold statement about how NOT straight they were. Not to mention the standard lesbionic uniform she is sporting. Again, am I wrong here? Look again at those shoes and get back to me….


