Britney Spears Needs a Babysitter

Here’s a shot of Britney Spears out clubbing with some friends in L.A. Normally that wouldn’t be surprising, but this came after she was ordered by the Superior Courts in California to undergo mandatory drug and alcohol testing on a regular basis. The courts have decided ‘on the evidence presented’ that there is ‘habitual and frequent use of controlled substances by the petitioner’. Shock! Finally some folks are wising up to what might be Hollywood’s world’s worst parent. Oh and that’s not all. She will undergo mandatory testing twice weekly at random times, and also has to receive parent coaching and parent counselling to the tune of 8 hours a week. She and K-Fed are also ordered to undergo joint parent counseling as well, on top of a joint ban of alcohol or drugs for a period of 12 hours before either of them has contact with their children. So how does one unwind when you receive news that the entire State of California thinks you’re a bad mom and need constant supervision? Oh you know, clubbing of course. Just hours after the order Britney was spent cavorting at Winston’s and Hyde Lounge with some pals doing shots, table dancing, and all the other classy things that moms under drug watch do. Amazing that she found the time what with all that coaching, counselling and drug testing she is now so busy with.

One Response to “Britney Spears Needs a Babysitter”

  1. phoebe Says:

    Im begining to think Britney Spears may have a real chemical imbalance. That is to say, she may be a manic depressant, or bi-polar? She really is in such trouble…If the courts or someone suspects she is a mance to herself…can’t they just take her to a facility against her will? She needs help.

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