George Clooney’s GF Fast Track to Stardom

I guess it’s not enough that George Clooney’s GF Sarah Larson is you know, George Clooney’s girlfriend as far as getting fame is concerned. I mean, that’d be just about enough! But she’s on the fast track to get her name a little more noticed since people have been talking about her and George in the motorcycle accident last weekend. Dare we say she’s pulling a Vanessa Hudgens? Hmmm… Yup, some photos have turned up that show Sarah in some very provocative poses with a friend during a promotional modeling stint in Amsterdam two years ago. Maybe she doesn’t quite get the big picture. Georgey boy is not exactly with her because she’ll be up for a Nobel prize or Best Actress statue anytime soon. She’s a former cocktail waitress from Vegas that made her dabloons by wearing practically nothing and she met George at an Ocean’s 13 premiere party at the hotel she works at. Oh, and she’s a former Fear Factor contestant. Yup, that’s right, you have to know that anyone that would eat horse’s butt for money is missing some brain activity. So, my thoughts are, you can put out all the racy lesbo pictures that you want. Sarah Larson, T minus 15 and counting, your splash in the spotlight is almost over and my guess is this little frolic with George is a time limited offer as well. Get it while you can!!

