Keira Knightley has the Eeyores

Poor poor Keira Knightly. Yup, she’s feeling sorry for herself again. This time it’s not because she’s beautiful, this time it’s because she’s too thin. Yeah, she hates red carpet events because people actually put in writing how crappy one looks. Or they gripe about how thin someone might be. But she assures us, she has self-esteem issues too, that ‘skinny people are allowed to feel shit about themselves’, that she doesn’t own a scale, and has no clue how much she weighs. Here’s a thought, why don’t you EAT something then, Keira? Then maybe people wouldn’t make fun of you for looking like an idiot stick figure. Doncha just hate it when noone feels sorry for the skinny girl? Life is rough when you don’t have real problems to complain about.

