Tom Cruise is off the Deep End
WHAT did you just say? That’s what Katie Holmes said just a second before this shot was taken. Which must have been her response to Tom Cruise just letting her know about some wee renovations around the Colorado mansion. (I will assume she is the sane one in the family) Renovations such as what you ask? Oh you know, just a teensy tiny $10 million dollar underground bunker, honey, no biggie. The kicker is the why. Well you know, I could make a joke about his reason is that the evil deposed galactic ruler ‘Xenu’ is planning an imminent revenge attack on the earth. I could, but I wouldn’t be joking. It’s just a simple hideaway basically, small $10 mil underground system to keep up to 10 people alive for SEVERAL years and away from the evils of Xenu. No, Tom hasn’t exactly gone Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs, or maybe he has, I don’t know. But according to the Metro UK, he ACTUALLY needs the bunker to hide from Xenu, a belief apparently endorsed by Scientology. Phew, thank god. And here all this time we’ve been worrying about nuclear destruction for NOTHING when threats this large are imminent.
September 27th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Tom Cruise has completely lost what little bit of mind he started out with, and if his wife is smart, she’ll take that child and get away from him while she still can.
Scientologists are all complete nutcases, though. Their leader L Ron Hubbard was a diagnosed schizophrenic and (really bad) science fiction author, after all. So just think how crazy his followers have to be, to take his crazy blather as gospel. ROFL
While all the normals point and laugh about Xenu (after all, it is hilarious), there’s a very dark side to Scientology which they’ve tried very hard to cover up. Just a taste of that bad side is at http://www.lisamcpherson.org/
October 17th, 2007 at 3:18 am
tommy tunes is GAY and won’t even stop the charade.
October 17th, 2007 at 3:19 am
Cruise is gay and people are sick of his pretending, including his ex wife who is a lesbo herself.