Seems an old pal of Lindsay Lohan’s had a little confab with Howard Stern yesterday. The ol’ chum was none other than Steve-O. During his little visit Steve-O revealed to the Stern man that he has a problem sniffing nitrous from whipped cream cans. The second bit of juice he squeezed was that Lilo has a problem letting other people’s sleeping coke lie. Guess the last time Lindsay was around for a visit at Steve-O’s, she came back after leaving claiming she ‘forgot’ her wallet and took his coke stash out of the bathroom. Hard to really come up with some credibility here given the man admits to sniffing whipped cream cans, but really, it’s not that hard to believe either. In other reports, there have been rumors milling that Lilo is on her way out of rehab, but this seems not to be the case. Cirque Lodge is saying she’s ‘not leaving any time soon’ and that she needs ‘more weeks to grow’. Huh. Shocking, really.

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Here we see “best of friends” Kim Kardashian and Adrienne Bailon celebrating with Melody Thornton at her private surprise birthday affair at Les Deux Tuesday night in West Hollywood, California. What a super cute shinny green dress Adrienne is wearing! I really wish I could tell you about how Kim’s been packing on the pounds since I don’t like her thaaaat much, but unfortunately, I can’t. She looks fab as usual, *groan*, in a crop top and jeans. But, and this is a BIG butt, if she does, you’ll be sure to hear about it here first!

Just to recap, in case you were wondering, Dita von Teese is a burlesque actress that had a brief shall we say marriage stint with Marilyn Manson. Now she is cashing in on the whole sex sells concept to launch an activist moment. Yes, sexy can even sell A-B-C. No, not kindergarten letters. A – Animal, B – Birth, C – Control. Yup, go spay or neuter your pet because I look hot in this lingerie and heels getup. What is the point even of animal birth control? The dealio is that up to 4 million animals a year are put to death because they can’t find good mommies and daddies to take care of them. So by spaying and neutering, you eliminate the problem before it starts. Now see THAT makes sense, but I’m still not getting the point of the ad. No, I mean, AT ALL.

Poor poor Keira Knightly. Yup, she’s feeling sorry for herself again. This time it’s not because she’s beautiful, this time it’s because she’s too thin. Yeah, she hates red carpet events because people actually put in writing how crappy one looks. Or they gripe about how thin someone might be. But she assures us, she has self-esteem issues too, that ‘skinny people are allowed to feel shit about themselves’, that she doesn’t own a scale, and has no clue how much she weighs. Here’s a thought, why don’t you EAT something then, Keira? Then maybe people wouldn’t make fun of you for looking like an idiot stick figure. Doncha just hate it when noone feels sorry for the skinny girl? Life is rough when you don’t have real problems to complain about.

Well, not something that she normally practices, but Halle Berry has had to look into getting some security detail. We are talking around the clock here. She has been the not so happy recipient of some anonymous musings with a distinct racist slant and with distinct threats, not just implied, but given. I am not sure how many she’s received, but one such letter mentioned something to the effect of how she and her child would be ‘cut into hundreds of pieces’. While we don’t know the exact details of the threats other than that, the consensus seems to be that they stem from the fact that Halle has a white mother, African-American father, and the father of her child – Gabriel Aubry – is white. While this kind of thing actually does happen to celebrities quite often, police are in full investigation. In the meantime Halle has beefed up her security team. And as idiotic as the individual sending these is, it must be very scary for her. Just what every pregnant woman needs, a psycho racist stalker. Sheesh! We hope they catch this wingnut for you, Halle!

WHAT did you just say? That’s what Katie Holmes said just a second before this shot was taken. Which must have been her response to Tom Cruise just letting her know about some wee renovations around the Colorado mansion. (I will assume she is the sane one in the family) Renovations such as what you ask? Oh you know, just a teensy tiny $10 million dollar underground bunker, honey, no biggie. The kicker is the why. Well you know, I could make a joke about his reason is that the evil deposed galactic ruler ‘Xenu’ is planning an imminent revenge attack on the earth. I could, but I wouldn’t be joking. It’s just a simple hideaway basically, small $10 mil underground system to keep up to 10 people alive for SEVERAL years and away from the evils of Xenu. No, Tom hasn’t exactly gone Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs, or maybe he has, I don’t know. But according to the Metro UK, he ACTUALLY needs the bunker to hide from Xenu, a belief apparently endorsed by Scientology. Phew, thank god. And here all this time we’ve been worrying about nuclear destruction for NOTHING when threats this large are imminent.