Well I think we are talking about the metaphoric drug using term, not the actual non-grease pit clean term. The word on the street, probably spread by a well-meaning publicist, is that Greasy Doherty is still in rehab, almost clean, and about to make friends again with his dad. This moment having been said before by Daddy Doherty that it would not happen unless Pete was sober. But supposably he’s getting his stuff together (probably just so that he can hide the crack) and wants to be a son to his dad and a dad to his son. Yes, you read that right, Pete Doherty has actually helped to populate the planet and his spawn’s name is Astile. And Pit’s manager said something about him ‘seeing a future without drugs’. What are we talking about like, in the next hour or something? How far ahead are we looking? Because personally, well you know what they say, it ain’t over until – and no, I don’t hear the fat lady singing yet. But keep your ears peeled, or not, do we really care?

Well you boys are going to LOVE this one. Just in case some of the steamy scenes in Closer weren’t quite enough for you (and we know they weren’t so we’ll show ‘em again) you will get at least a little more of your fantasies met in Natalie Portman’s new short flick Hotel Chevalier. It seems the girl is baring a little more than she has in the past and you will get some big time bootie shots. Unfortunately, this will also entail a scene where a man is actually undressing her, you’ll just have to use your imagination to erase him out of the shot. In one of the first scenes her co-star Jason Schwartzman undresses her and we see her from behind. About 10 minutes later she is unclothed and standing against a dresser. What can I say? You’ll just have to put this one on your list of must-sees if you are a Portman fan.

Here you are seeing a pic of George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson some time after a motorcycle accident last Friday. George and his girlfriend were out and about in his Harley in New Jersey when struck by a 1999 Mazda Milennia. There is a lot of he said/she said on how the accident was caused with Clooney and the driver of the vehicle both having different versions and the crash is still under investigation. Clooney was passing the right of the vehicle when the car decided to make a right hand turn at the same time. I believe George, just cuz he’s cuter (I’m sure). So, George’s girlfriend had cuts on her face and a broken foot and was taken away by ambulance, and George ended up with some road rash and a hairline fracture to his rib. Clooney was in New Jersey having some down time as he is currently working in New York with Brad Pitt on their new flick Burn After Reading.

Here’s Salma Hayek in what is probably just a few days before she gets ready to pop. WOW! No mistakes here on her mommy-to-be status. But pop indeed she has and she and Francois Henri Pinault are the proud parents of baby girl Valentina Paloma Pinault. Both mom and baby are doing very well, her publicist reports. This is the first child for the 41 year old executive producer of Ugly Betty, and the 3rd for Pinault. He has two children from a previous marriage that ended in 2004. We first got wind of the pregnancy around March which is around the same time the two announced their engagement. Congratulations Salma and Francois, and Happy Birthday little Valentina!!

OMG… are they back on? Didn’t she dump him over the phone, or was it a text on her BlackBerry?

Jessica Alba and her on-again/off-again boyfriend Cash Warren are apparently back on again. The pair went shopping in Malibu over the weekend for baby shoes. What gives?

Our cameras caught the “Good Luck Chuck” star sneaking a peek at a pair of very fashionable looking toddler shoes. When asked who they were for, Jess offered up nothing. Then Cash and his meal ticket hustled through the parking lot and into their Prius.

Jess let Cash drive. ~TMZ

Either way, I guess he simply couldn’t get enough of her and she’s too busy to look for a replacement, what with the release of her new flick Good Luck Chuck. Or, maybe she’s pregnant… they were shopping for baby booties!

Here is Mariah Carey in New York City at the VH1’s Save the Music event last Thursday. Oh, and she’s not just sporting some nifty butterfly logo jewelry either. That’s right, the shot here apparently didn’t have a wide enough lens to capture all of her 9 assistants she had in tow. That’s right, 9 others along for the ride to ensure Mariah had every need met during the show. Now THAT makes some other stars look like a workhorse! What could she possibly need 9 people for? I have to wonder. I also have to wonder… why she thinks she’s still such a mega-star that she even needs that many people. I mean, believe it or not there are probably people out there who haven’t actually even heard of this woman. But ah well, I guess this is what happens when you have too much money and you’re just THAT lazy.