There is nothing like a lifetime of hard work, family bonding, and achievements to reflect back on when your number has been called. Katie Price, AKA Jordan, is already looking ahead to this moment and has already decided what she wants on her gravestone at the end of her days. She’s like her gravestone to read “She had perfect tits!”. Yes, it’s true. This is one of those things that makes you go, is she for real? But you know, she probably is. Because people that shallow really don’t quite get why the things they do seem abnormal to anyone else. It’s a good thing her hubby Pete Andre on the other hand has more sense. He’s like his to say “Happy, loving, Pete”. Guess we know who got the brains in that family.

Well, this is no surprise, folks have been mumbling about this for a while. Here is Angelina Jolie with Clint Eastwood on the set of their new film The Changeling. It seems there are concerns over how thin she has been getting, and it is getting most noticeable on her arms and hands. Her veins are very prominent and even her skin seems a little thinner. Experts chalk this up to extreme weight loss and over-exercising. Fat on the hands is generally used to hide and cover veins, but when there is none, the veins become more prominent. Angelina claims the weight loss has been due to grief over her mother and the stress of breastfeeding, but I can bet it also has something to do with being in the public eye. And to add to the constant rumor mill swirling around this girl, reports in Italy are still stuck on the fact that she and Brad Pitt are expecting their fifth child, so this may help her beef up a bit. We will just have to wait this one out as nothing is being confirmed yet.

Last Friday Ivanka Trump headed out to Black and White with some pals, but when it came around that she forgot her I.D., the bouncer wouldn’t let her in. This is odd to me as this is actually one of those situations where being famous should get her the by considering we all know she is of age. Apparently however she handled it with her usual cool collected self and just went home saying she wasn’t really up to it anyway. In other news, Ivanka did a spread in the October 2007 UK Arena, so if you are a fan, check this out!ll

Well, it looks like Britney Spears is getting over the loss of her children just fine. Which I guess is pretty easy when you are downing the alcohol left right and center. Monday night Britney decided to take a load off and hang out at the hot spot Winston’s with her assistant Alli Sims. I think at this point Alli is probably the only one that can stomach Britney, but isn’t she getting paid for her ‘role’ as the Spears gal pal? I guess that would be incentive enough. Reports are that Britney spent the evening doing the usual table top dancing and dropping the vodka as often as she could. Because THAT will help with her alcohol problem I guess. And what is this she’s wearing? I am thinking a pirate getup for Halloween, but it sort of looks like she just reached in the closet and found the first thing that was too small for her. Doesn’t really matter, by the end of the night, she had actually asked the bartender (a girl, thankfully) if they could switch outfits. And the bartender agreed! Weird place that Hollywood!!

Well it seems the man with a smooth voice is carrying his talents over to the field of writing and is about to release his first book. Fans of Kanye West will be thrilled to hear that his insight, humor, and wit are being put into a book that is being described as an ‘entertaining volume of Kanye-isms’. The book is titled “Thank You and You’re Welcome” and basically chronicles a series of stories and insight that got him where he is today and will be running for around $10 bucks. This is not one of those celebs I would spend money on for a tell-all, but for those that are fans and follow his blog, they may find this very interesting.

Yes, if you saw even five minutes of her reality show “Victoria Beckham: Coming to America” then you know this girl is one high maintenance chiquita. She’s not only a chronic shopper, but she has also been known to be a frequent customer at the returns desk as well. The unfortunate thing with this is that her high maintenance persona generally requires her clothing is custom-made which makes things difficult for some retailers.

An insider at America’s Barneys fashion store alleges to Us Weekly magazine: ‘She buys so much in every department.’

‘But, she demands it all be special-ordered. And then she returns tons of it and they can’t put her altered clothes on the sales floor!’

It’s always fun to hear how high maintenance the stars are, and certainly Victoria Beckham can not possibly be surprising anyone with this. However, I am curious as to why she even bothers with the returns at all, it doesn’t strike me that she really needs the refund when certain pieces don’t work. And don’t returns usually occur when there is damage to the item or something doesn’t fit right? How does that happen with custom made clothing? I can see how annoying it would be, I certainly wouldn’t want to be running the returns desk the day Posh Spice showed up in line.

Source: Metro UK

On top of all of her other issues that include substance abuse and a drinking problem, Amy Winehouse’s father has just revealed in an interview that his daughter also suffers from bulimia. Bulimia is an eating disorder where one binge eats and then purges themselves of the food in order to keep from gaining weight. While she is certainly in the right industry to have an eating disorder, it is still very sad to see what additional problems she struggles with. Her dad says that she has been putting on weight since August, well approximately a stone’s worth which is the equivalent of almost 15 pounds, but that she still has not been cured. Unfortunately, eating disorders are often associated as other addictive disorders and unless she gets some serious help soon, she won’t see a cure for this illness. Let’s hope once again that she takes care of herself, and soon!

Source: Metro UK

Here you’re seeing the always stunning Heidi Klum during a launch for her Very Sexy Makeup Collection featured by Victoria’s Secret. The launch took place at The Grove in Los Angeles on Friday, and if you haven’t had a chance to check out her stuff, you should, it’s very very good. In other Heidi news, we recently reported her snaffoo on Oprah where she essentially told the free world how big her husband Seal was in the uh, package department. Apparently, she has no regrets on how the interview went.

But Klum admits she thought her TV appearance was a success — and credits Winfrey with luring her into a strange sense of intimacy.

She tells People, “I was very happy with how things went on Oprah. It is very strange, you trust her so much that you talk sometimes without realizing what you are saying.”

“She has a spell in her eyeballs that when she looks at you, you are like ‘Yes.’”

I’d be curious to find out how Seal feels about his chatty Heidi. Some men wouldn’t mind such a revelation, but you know, some might.