Jordan Wants Her Boobs Remembered

There is nothing like a lifetime of hard work, family bonding, and achievements to reflect back on when your number has been called. Katie Price, AKA Jordan, is already looking ahead to this moment and has already decided what she wants on her gravestone at the end of her days. She’s like her gravestone to read “She had perfect tits!”. Yes, it’s true. This is one of those things that makes you go, is she for real? But you know, she probably is. Because people that shallow really don’t quite get why the things they do seem abnormal to anyone else. It’s a good thing her hubby Pete Andre on the other hand has more sense. He’s like his to say “Happy, loving, Pete”. Guess we know who got the brains in that family.


November 2nd, 2007 at 8:27 am
Why let your last statement be a lie?