Yeah, when I say babysitter, I’m not referring to the nanny or high schooler that is left looking after the boys on the odd occasion. Britney Spears has her own babysitter, technically called a parenting monitor, to hang out with her when she is on supervised visitation with Sean Preston and Jayden James. Here they are just the other day on the way to a little shopping jaunt to pick up the boys a backyard swing set. And it seems that Britney wasn’t too happy about the situation. Well, I mean who would be, but atleast she gets to see her kids at all. She could TRY to get a smile going for their sake if nothing else. And I have to say, it would take a LOT of money to get me on board the whole parenting monitor thing for Britney Spears. Her parenting monitor doesn’t look all that thrilled either over the whole situation, and can you blame her? It’s the kids I feel the most sorry for, what an ugly fugly mess to be caught up in.

It seems Naomi Campbell had a bit of a hissy fit on Thursday at Heathrow Airport in London. Yup, let’s remember this is the same girl who recently was ordered to undergo anger management classes. She had a flight out of Heathrow scheduled for 13:40 and she arrived via chauffeur at 13:29. Yeah, that’s 11 minutes before flight time and she was *shocked* she wouldn’t be able to make it onto an International Flight. They offered to get her on the plane, but her bags would have to go on a later flight.

But Naomi yelled: “You are joking. You are always losing bags and I don’t trust you with mine in a million years.

“I can’t believe you won’t allow ME on your flight. What is this? Who must I speak to?”

A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “When BA staff explained she was too late, she exploded and stamped her foot. There was a tirade of abuse.”

A tirade of abuse? Sounds harsh! But this is the Naomi Campbell we all know and (term used loosely) love right? The funny thing about the whole thing is that when her ‘people’ were asked for a comment on it the next day, they stated she was in the air at the moment, on the way to New York for business, and they weren’t aware of any incident. Really? I think Naomi needs to hire some new people if we are hearing about this before her own staff is!

Source: My Park Magazine

Well, the famous fashion photographer Mario Testino has been keeping a personal collection of off-screen moments from some of your favorite celebrities. When he gets the chance, he’s been shooting celebs in all their candid glory before, during, and after some of Hollywood’s most exclusive bashes. The cover looks a little too much like posing for me to believe it’s a candid… and Demi’s make-up is PERFECT! However, it does look a little erotic, I mean Demi applying red lipstick to Ashton’s lips. I wonder if he enjoys wearing make-up and playing dress-up like Beckham? So, Mario’s personal collection has now been made into a book and features 300 pages of both color and black and white ‘off-screen’ moments of the likes of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Kidman, Marc Anthony, George Clooney, Madonna, Gisele Bundchen, Kate Hudson, Gwyneth Paltrow, and many more. To boot, he even had Nicole Kidman write the forward for the book! The book is in stores now for the low retail price of $600 dabloons. Yeah, you DID read that right. For the cost of a pair of Christian Louboutins you could pick up a photo tell-all book of the stars. Must be some pretty juicy photos in there!

And here we have Paris Hilton getting into the Halloween spirit. Yup, she’s dressed in some kind of Alice in Wonderland stripper costume. She’s got the Marilyn Manson freaky contacts thing going and the party she is attending is at the Playboy mansion. So *maybe* her garb sort of blended in with the scenery, but I am still curious. Did she FORGET that for Halloween you’re supposed to dress up like something that you AREN’T. And I don’t really understand the point of the Marilyn Manson eyes. Uh, creepy! Really, while Halloween IS scary, Alice in Wonderland stripper girl is not. I have to say, she looks much better with the fly shades that cover half her face. I just do not understand the intent behind this costume at all, well with the exception of the obvious slut factor. Paris is back!

Source: ONTD

Hey girl, hey! What a fabULOUS reality TV show! So… just when you thought reality TV couldn’t get any better, it does. A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila premiered on Oct. 10th on MTV, but in case you missed out, here’s a recap! Super bubbly, sexy and erotic MySpace sensation Tila Tequila is in the first ever bisexual reality TV search for love. So, first up, 16 hetero men shower Tila with gifts representative of themselves… among the most memorable is the tea bag in a cup of hot water (gag) and a pair of atleast half a carat diamond stud earrings from Tiffany’s! Tila’s like: “This bitch can’t be bought. Or, maybe she can.” Ya, he was super cute, too… the perfect guy! Up next, the ladies brought it on with their sexy dress-up party. I have to say that as far as lipstick lesbians go, they were well err pretty unimpressive. Shauna Sand would have represented better. But, Tila made the right choices, by telling the 5 socially ackward ladies to drop the keys and bounce. So, with 10 contestants down (5 men and 5 ladies), the fight was about to start when the two “teams” were introduced @ the pool. Scenes from the next few episodes were juicy… revealing what looks like The Real World Sydney on Crack! This show promises to bring 10 times more drama, raunch and insanity than any other reality TV show I’ve ever seen. We’ll have to wait and see who’s told to hang up their key to Tila’s heart in the upcoming episodes. It’s amazing what exotic beauty, a boob job… a pair of double D-cups, killa style, men’s magazine covers (Maxim, Stuff, etc.) and 2 million plus MySpace friends can do for your status in LA. You really can become a famous reality TV star. Maybe even the most famous!

Let’s say we wrap up the week with some nice thoughts for the boys… Here you are seeing Danielle Lloyd the English model posing at a photocall for the launch of the Safety Net Ball. The launch was supported by the lingerie company LaSenza and was held at the Mayfair Hotel in London England yesterday. It’s amazing how well a pretty girl can make kind of trashy things look pretty, but leave it up to Danielle Lloyd to pull it off. However, her thighs do look a little chunky in the close-up shot… tisk, tisk! Other recent work Danielle has done has been for the launch of the new Ski Republic website. Clad in nothing but some UGGs, a bikini, and a ski hat Danielle ensured the website launch was a smashing success. Using a bikini and a lingerie model for ski equipment, now THAT is good marketing. All she is missing is the bottle of beer in her hands and then she’d be promoting Budweiser, too!

What is this the thing now? Shave my head get more famous? EW. You probably can’t tell by the butch cut, but this is actually Mena Suvari you see here doing something odd to an exercise ball as she shoots a spread for Vanity Fair Italy. This new look she is sporting is just nothing but a very bad decision she will have to live with for a very long time. It’s a good thing she’s not *that* famous as then we won’t have to live with the look too often. Yeah, I really think she just looks like a boy with a good beauty stylist. Generally this kind of black and white photography is supposed to give a magazine like Vanity Fair an editorial edgy look to high fashion, but the ball just destroys the whole thing making it look more like a Class B porno slash fitness rag. I don’t get it. Oh and let’s not forget the butt cleavage. Guess ‘cuz she has none elsewhere she needs to show off what she can. Vanity Fair Italy is getting less sexy by the second.

That’s right, guess with a brand new baby and a toddler on the go she just needs something ELSE to fill up her time. So Katie Price, AKA Jordan, has just launched a new line of hair care products called what else but Jordan Haircare. You know, the concept is supposed to say buy this hair dryer with a stiletto boot on it and you will have hair as fabulous as me. Oh, and it’s pink, and so am I, so you are even closer to looking as awesome as I do every day. Since we are all well aware that she has a team of stylists that helps her out before she even steps in front of the camera, Jordan Haircare is probably one of those celebrity endorsements that I will give the bye, I just really don’t see the point.