Hey girl, hey! What a fabULOUS reality TV show! So… just when you thought reality TV couldn’t get any better, it does. A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila premiered on Oct. 10th on MTV, but in case you missed out, here’s a recap! Super bubbly, sexy and erotic MySpace sensation Tila Tequila is in the first ever bisexual reality TV search for love. So, first up, 16 hetero men shower Tila with gifts representative of themselves… among the most memorable is the tea bag in a cup of hot water (gag) and a pair of atleast half a carat diamond stud earrings from Tiffany’s! Tila’s like: “This bitch can’t be bought. Or, maybe she can.” Ya, he was super cute, too… the perfect guy! Up next, the ladies brought it on with their sexy dress-up party. I have to say that as far as lipstick lesbians go, they were well err pretty unimpressive. Shauna Sand would have represented better. But, Tila made the right choices, by telling the 5 socially ackward ladies to drop the keys and bounce. So, with 10 contestants down (5 men and 5 ladies), the fight was about to start when the two “teams” were introduced @ the pool. Scenes from the next few episodes were juicy… revealing what looks like The Real World Sydney on Crack! This show promises to bring 10 times more drama, raunch and insanity than any other reality TV show I’ve ever seen. We’ll have to wait and see who’s told to hang up their key to Tila’s heart in the upcoming episodes. It’s amazing what exotic beauty, a boob job… a pair of double D-cups, killa style, men’s magazine covers (Maxim, Stuff, etc.) and 2 million plus MySpace friends can do for your status in LA. You really can become a famous reality TV star. Maybe even the most famous!

Let’s say we wrap up the week with some nice thoughts for the boys… Here you are seeing Danielle Lloyd the English model posing at a photocall for the launch of the Safety Net Ball. The launch was supported by the lingerie company LaSenza and was held at the Mayfair Hotel in London England yesterday. It’s amazing how well a pretty girl can make kind of trashy things look pretty, but leave it up to Danielle Lloyd to pull it off. However, her thighs do look a little chunky in the close-up shot… tisk, tisk! Other recent work Danielle has done has been for the launch of the new Ski Republic website. Clad in nothing but some UGGs, a bikini, and a ski hat Danielle ensured the website launch was a smashing success. Using a bikini and a lingerie model for ski equipment, now THAT is good marketing. All she is missing is the bottle of beer in her hands and then she’d be promoting Budweiser, too!

What is this the thing now? Shave my head get more famous? EW. You probably can’t tell by the butch cut, but this is actually Mena Suvari you see here doing something odd to an exercise ball as she shoots a spread for Vanity Fair Italy. This new look she is sporting is just nothing but a very bad decision she will have to live with for a very long time. It’s a good thing she’s not *that* famous as then we won’t have to live with the look too often. Yeah, I really think she just looks like a boy with a good beauty stylist. Generally this kind of black and white photography is supposed to give a magazine like Vanity Fair an editorial edgy look to high fashion, but the ball just destroys the whole thing making it look more like a Class B porno slash fitness rag. I don’t get it. Oh and let’s not forget the butt cleavage. Guess ‘cuz she has none elsewhere she needs to show off what she can. Vanity Fair Italy is getting less sexy by the second.

That’s right, guess with a brand new baby and a toddler on the go she just needs something ELSE to fill up her time. So Katie Price, AKA Jordan, has just launched a new line of hair care products called what else but Jordan Haircare. You know, the concept is supposed to say buy this hair dryer with a stiletto boot on it and you will have hair as fabulous as me. Oh, and it’s pink, and so am I, so you are even closer to looking as awesome as I do every day. Since we are all well aware that she has a team of stylists that helps her out before she even steps in front of the camera, Jordan Haircare is probably one of those celebrity endorsements that I will give the bye, I just really don’t see the point.

Well it seems the whirlwind romance between Greasy Pete Doherty and supermodel Irina Lazareanu has come to an end. The two became a couple shortly after the much publicized breakup between Pete and Kate Moss and some are even saying an engagement was on the books. What, is this man getting paid for every woman he proposes to? But Pete is acknowledging that Irina is just a rebounding boomerang and was a feeble attempt at getting over Kate. He admits it got too much too fast for him and is even questioning his sanity in some respect over the relationship. What, just now? His sanity is something we’ve been questioning for a while. However, Pete seems to think that he may still have a chance with Kate Moss now that he and Irina and split, but I am guessing there will be ice skating in hell before that happens. Just me though!!

Fans of Mischa Barton have probably been going into a little bit of withdrawal as of late considering she has been pretty much off the radar since her character on the O.C. got bumped off. You can get caught up on all there is that is Mischa in a recent edition of ELLE UK where she reveals information on hanging with the wrong crowd, what kind of man she is looking for, and what image she is trying to give to the world. What I would like to know is if she has had some work done, every time I see her lately there just seems to be something different. However, fans of Mischa can also look forward to her upcoming flick ‘Virgin Territories’ with co-star Hayden Christensen.