I mean really, what will our girl Paris Hilton sink to next. Well, we all know she’s been cut off by Big Daddy Hilton, but does she really need to tramp herself out for EVERYTHING. I can’t believe this girl has money problems THAT bad. Here is her latest, she’s got her name on watches now. Gotta say, the watch isn’t the UGLIEST thing in the picture. I mean, even as a pink lover, I wouldn’t wear it, but that’s just personal taste, I’ve seen worse. I am sure she worked VERY hard on this design. But what is the point of her being in the ad at all? From my recollection, models actually MODEL the product. Here’s Paris, here’s a watch, it’s a Paris watch. Get it? Dumb.

She’s just whoring herself out for whatever she can – perfume, watches, books. She was even paid by Kira Plastinina, a Russian fashion designer, to appear at Moscow Fashion Week. Oh and here’s a good one. She tried to gouge some money from Hallmark for ‘printing her likeness’ on a greeting card. Uh, and she lost. I think Hallmark sort of mentioned something about her needing to work on her press-grabbing whore stunts and also to brush up on the First Amendment or something. You know, I’m paraphrasing, but you get the point. And well, maybe someone should tell Hallmark that knowing the First Amendment requires reading it, and well, Paris only likes picture books. Of herself. But maybe if you gave her money to read the First Amendment, and took a picture of her doing that, and splashed it all over the gossip rags or made an ad out of it, she’d probably consider it.

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