Well it seems like just yesterday that singer Christina Aguilera unofficially announced her pregnancy vis a vis P. Hilton, however now she has only two weeks to go. But that hasn’t stopped her from running about town with hubby Jordan Bratman getting some last minute errands done on Saturday night. Her C-section is scheduled for January 10th and Christina and Jordan are in the 11th hour preparation mode as they still haven’t decided on a baby name. Top runners up right now are Jackson, Jake, and Max. My vote would be Jackson, but they haven’t actually gotten around to calling me yet to actually ENTER my vote. Mind you, the NY Post is saying that may be because they may not even name the baby before hand, they sort of want to see what the baby’s personality is going to be like before assigning a name to him. What, do we have to wait until he’s FIVE because you now, those infant days aren’t exactly ripe with child-like entertainment. New parents are so cute…..Christina and hubby are also preparing their new home for the little one, a pad formerly lived in by Ozzy Osbourne. Christina loved The Osbournes and apparently their kitchen, so thus became their new address. We eagerly await the announcement of their little bundle which is only days away! Best of luck Christina and Jordan!

Recently, Ashton Kutcher got a new haircut and apparently wifey-poo Demi Moore had more than a few issues with it.

Demi first eyeballed his surprise clip and shrieked: “You look like a little boy – and that makes me look like an old woman!”… [Demi] not only refused to go to dinner with him and his new ‘do because she was paranoid that people would stare, she put her foot down and ordered: “Grow it out – and NEVER, EVER cut it that short again!” ~ The National Enquirer

It’s funny what some people think will make them look old. But em, has Demi actually forgotten how old she really is? I mean, if she looks old it might be because she IS old. Or, did she marry a young dude to carry on the illusion of youth in an industry that thrives on it. Who knows! But I guess we know who really wears the pants in the family, and it seems it must go by birth year, whoever comes first gets to make all the big decisions. Even in this pic here it looks sort of like she’s the boss, doesn’t it? Poor Ashton. Well, I think he looks cute either way. And yes, Demi looks old either way as well. Great for her age, yes, but that doesn’t actually make her any younger, does it?

Nice! Yep, here is Tommy Lee’s spit face. Open mouth, spew out garbage. He’s standing here at the opening of Cathouse in Las Vegas the other night with some no-name chick we will just refer to as ‘girl with Tommy Lee’. I have to know though, why is the chick smiling? You’d have to be really stupid to put up with that crap. If anyone standing beside ME pulled that vile stunt that is the LAST expression you’d see on my face, and if it was someone as lewd as Tommy Lee, trust me, it wouldn’t be pretty. And speaking of the Cathouse loungerie, Tommy and his date without a name appeared despite the lack of a previously confirmed celebrity host. The host? Mischa Barton. Well, she was supposed to be the smiling queen of the Cathouse that night, but due to her recent *alleged* DUI arrest where she was also found to be in possession of some drugs, the actress was forced to drop out of the appearance. So, Tommy Lee and his winning personality were one of the few celebs in attendance that evening. It looks like Mischa didn’t miss out on much!

Yes boys and girls, it’s true. Kim Kardashian has outfits other than her now famous velour track suits. Who woulda thunk? Here she is in L.A. shopping with her new style NFL star bo-hunk Reggie Bush. The two were snapped by the photogs while doing some Christmas shopping at Shaper Image in Beverly Hills. She doesn’t look overly pleased to run into the paps today, now does she? Oh wow, sooo many jokes going through my head about why Kimmy would want to purchase new camera equipment, but I will leave them… for now. But what is with the over-the-top co-ordinating here? Boots to match bag, I get that. But shoes to match bag AND slinky top? Uh uh, I think that might be a little *too* done. I know, we’re just not happy unless we’re bashing this poor girl, but huh… who’s fault is that?

“I was gonna go to work, but then I got high.” Mischa should really stop taking tips from Afro Man. Thanks to her quick thinking, uber fancy driving skills and her subsequent arrest for suspicion of DUI on Thursday, she was dumped as the host of the grand opening of CatHouse nightclub. She was supposed to host it @ the Luxor hotel & casino Saturday night in Las Vegas. She is apparently not allowed to talk to the press and so, that crosses her off doing the red carpet.

“A West Hollywood police source tells TMZ that when she was arrested, Mischa Barton blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, smoked marijuana that day (which cops found in her car) and had prescription pills in her possession that were in an unlabeled bottle!”

We’ll have to wait and see if she has to do jail time. I bet I know who she’ll want to bunk with… a girl by the name of Mary J. The song is below for your listening pleasure.

This one’s for Jess!

Yes, it’s now final… Marilyn Manson, 38, and burlesque dancer Dita von Teese, 35, are officially divorced. How fickle love is in Hollywood, and even for goths! According to the Associated Press, both will start the new year single. Their marriage of over 2 years ended this Thursday with the judgment filed in Superior Court. However, Dita von Teese allegedly filed the divorce papers over a year ago and cited irreconcilable differences for the split. The two were married in November 2005 and it appears to have been much more difficult for Manson. He later told Spin magazine that he was devastated over the breakup. But, Marilyn seems to have recovered quite nicely because he is now dating a much younger woman, actress Evan Rachel Wood, 20. Well, I guess that on the bright side, now Dita doesn’t have to put up with his instability, heavy drinking, and make-up pinching. I could put up with a BF’s heavy drinking, but he better not touch my lip gloss!

Source: AP