Oh my… Britney, Britney, Britney! This girl can’t sit down for two minutes. Yep, she’s now seducing and sleeping with the paparazzi. Two lucky (emm… are they really lucky!?) paparazzos got picked up by Brit. I wonder what pick up line she used? I bet it went something like “Youse wanna go foe a ryede in ma pick’up trunk? Ah meen Murcedes?” Well, it was close. You could sum up her entire wild night by: many stops to gas station bathrooms (where she reems out Sam Lufti on her cell phone), lights up a smoke @ the gas station, she lures not one, but two paparazzos… one to her car (Philippe). So, next she visits a Walgreens with the other phothog (Adnan) where they have fun walking down the aisles knocking stuff off the shelves and then later that night they head over to the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills for some “lunch”.

A source said, “He and Brit have been flirting for months now. He’s always the one to pump her gas, or hold her car door open for her, or run crowd-control to help her out. He is always putting himself in the position of being the knight in shining armor.”

Yes, I said lunch… @ like 1:00am. But, before she meets up with her knight in shining armour, she dons a remarkably “convincing” British accent, puts on a pink wig and a super stylish leopard print dress. She’d match real well with Chester Cheetah. All this and Lindsay Lohan’s the one who gets smacked with the “sex addict” label! Does anyone really believe Riley, anyways?

Thanks to Hollywood.tv for the update! Visit Hollywood TV for all 7 videos on YouTube and an ultra detailed account of all Britney’s stupidity and sexploits.

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