In the Land of Oz… and Gumdrops
It seems Sharon Osbourne is going on a little holiday to Africa for the ass massages and to see some animals. As Kelly makes clear, her mom is no Bono.. or Madonna, so i guess adopting a little boy is out of the question. But, Kelly shows off her new lil’ puppy Mouse who looks like a little chihuahua. Sharon’s quite the comic and says there’s a mouse in the house. I love Sharon! I hope she brings along her crocodile skin tote for the trip… to see animals in Africa. Love her. I just hope she doesn’t come back to the USA with a hippo tote, or a giraffe tote, or a hyenna tote… do they even make those? However, I wouldn’t mind a Zebra one, myself, or ooh! maybe a leopard one! Just kidding.

