It’s ok, you can laugh out loud, I am! Yep. Guess Pete Doherty is taking up new hobbies in some sad pathetic attempt to kick drugs. Or I am thinking to make us THINK he’s kicked drugs. But his latest ‘endeavor’ is the London Marathon and he is currently in training for it.

A source said, “He’s doing so well. He’s really serious about kicking drugs and this is really testing his will power and giving him a goal. All that is putting him off are his amazingly sore nipples, but Portia’s underwear is really helping.”

Even if he has stopped doing drugs, do we really believe he’s quit smoking? I wonder if he knows that smoking is not good when you need to run extended distances (26-miles!) for extended times. I mean really, one ACTUALLY requires oxygen to run, does he know this? Pete Doherty is gross, but a tranny Pete is disguise is even worse. But, Pete Doherty running… now THAT’S entertainment!

Source: All Headline News

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