Here is Heidi Klum and her hotty hubby Seal at the 16th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party. The party was hosted by Jennifer Love Hewitt and was held at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood on Sunday. Heidi is best known for her superstar status and the major beauty that goes along with it, and she just never seems to have a hair out of place, does she? So Heidi had some folks wondering at the Night Before the Oscars party as to why she was carrying around a paper cup all night. Some people thought she was eating take-out soup or something, but it did catch some attention. Heidi later explained it was a gift from Wolfgang Puck, he had given her some of his special salad dressing and she and Seal just couldn’t get enough of it. I find it strange that Wolfgang couldn’t be bothered to use oh I don’t know, Tupperware, for a gift that comes in liquid form. And even stranger that Heidi didn’t have *anyone* around to take it off her hands for the night. Toting takeout at the Night Before the Oscars party just seems a little um…strange. No?

Source: E! Online

Well, even when this girl is on the down low she’s got a lot in the mix. It just proves that Britney Spears can NOT live a quiet life no matter how much she needs it. The first wave of excitement was the wedding rumor, that she and Adnan Ghalib got hitched in Mexico a ways back. Well you know what they say, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes…you got it. A baby carriage. Britney may be jumping on the Hollywood baby bandwagon if she hasn’t already, as it sounds like Adnan is bragging to all his paparazzi buddies that he’s a daddy in waiting. And Britney is showing a little belly bulge as well. While this is not as big a confirmation as a positive pregnancy test, it’s a little odd given how much time she’s logged at the Millennium Dance Complex. Is it true or not? Well, only time will tell. The Spears camp is NOT happy about the whole situation reportedly, and why would they be? They already have one child that needs 24 hour supervision, who has time for another?

Source: Star Magazine

You have to know that when you are dating a Victoria’s Secret model, especially one as hot as Miranda Kerr, that you have to maintain a certain sense of decorum. In fact, it wouldn’t hurt to go the extra mile to look fine for your girl. But this concept seems to be a little lost on Orlando Bloom who not only can’t go that extra mile, but he is even having trouble with basic personal hygiene. Orlando is now back with his on-again off-again girlfriend Miranda, and we may know now why the relationship has been more off-again than anything. Miranda’s biggest complaint is that Orlando is ‘too smelly’ and not in the Kenneth Cole Reaction kind of way. She’s actually had to ask him t shower more often, and to wash his clothes a little more. He’s been known to wear the same jeans for a week before tossing them in the wash, and it’s not just his jeans, but all his clothes. To make matters worse, he sleeps with his dog which I am sure doesn’t add much to his morning fresh face. So Miranda is putting her foot down about cleaning up a little, and the word is that he’s ‘trying’. Trying? How much effort does one need for a shower or to toss a load of laundry in? Isn’t it funny how your impression changes of celebs when you find these things out? I look at him and kind of want to just go ewww…..I can only imagine how grossed out Miranda must be.

Source: Star Magazine

That’s the new lingo beig used by bitter old hags that have way too many divorces under their belts. Why be called a divorcee when you can have the soft title of annulee? Wow, I’m single, but I’d much rather be annuled. Does that mean I’m two steps away from being dubbed a “Lady” by the Queen? According to reports, Pamela Anderson filed for an annulment of her marriage to hubbie of what… a few months, Rick Salomon. The reason cited was FRAUD! I have no clue what he could be swindling from her, but I’d guess it’s the secret to her youthful appearance. Oh wait a minute, what am I talking about? She lost that years ago! Then it must be the secret of how you can stretch and then restretch skin around numerous different pairs and sizes of silicone breast implants.

Now I’ve truely seen everything… canary yellow underpants that scream Fruit of the Loom 6 pack! But, are being hailed part of a “RETRO” bikini. OK, fair enough, they’re not marketing it as a bikini, but rather a bathing suit. I’d be totally embarrassed sportin’ it since you know everyone’s wondering, what IS she hiding in there? Oh, nothing much, just my cell, pack of smokes, chihuahua and a 6-pack of Corona. Here are some more pics from the March 2008 issue of Allure Magazine. It’s a totally fab magazine with plenty of make-up tips and of course, hints on the latest Spring fashion trends. I LOVE it! Ooh, on a side note… doesn’t she look a little like Shannon Doherty from Beverly Hills 90210 in the middle shot?

Well now, I guess they allow in-mates, I mean guests, to frequent local discount box stores for some social engagement and easing back into public for some normalicy. First step Target, second step sobriety. I mean who knows what it’s like @ Cirque Lodge in Utah?

In terms of why Kiki’s @ Cirque Lodge:

A regular on the L.A. nightlife scene, sources say Dunst wanted to slow down and take a breather from partying. According to a friend, effects from her childhood stardom and media scrutiny also played a role, saying “Everyone has problems, but not everyone is forced to deal with them in a fishbowl.” ~ People

I’m guessing it’s kinda a mix between the insane asylum in 12 Monkeys and the toyland from Drew Barrymore and actor Keanu Reeves’ classic movie Babes in Toyland. I’m glad that the mystery has now been solved about where she bought her awesome sunglasses. No, all bitchiness aside, I DO like Kirsten, think she’s pretty OK, and hope that she figures everything out at her own pace. I mean Walmart can be fun too, if you’re on enough valium and Xanax… it’s so huge that you can really get lost in the aisles and end up buying all sorts of crap that you don’t need!

Source: People