I never thought I’d see one of those ballet dancing hippos from Walt Disney’s Fantasia practicing on the beach in LA or Miami!? Well, here you have it, Brooke Hogan doing a photo shoot in a powder blue and white bikini that is soooo em, feminine… ya, not masculine @ all! Well, even if we’re not buying what she’s selling, it appears that her BF is! Dude can’t keep his eyes off her chunktastic figure. The good news is that if modelling or singing doesn’t pan out, she’ll always have an in in the WWE.

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Oh yes, Spring collections are being released now as we speak!!!! Here’s Kate Moss sporting a totally fabulous & posh Hermès Birkin Bag that’s PERFECT for the Spring in London, UK. She’s leaving the pub/restaurant in Primrose Hills with her musician BF Jamie Hince, who’s definitely an upgrade in the hygiene department from ex-BF Pete Doherty. Rumour has it that this supermodel has changed her diet in the hopes of improving her fertility. It seems like mommyitis has struck on the other side of the pond, too.

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Again? The scratches on her arms seem to tell the story. But, isn’t Blake still in jail? So then it couldn’t be an early morning hotel room brawl and blitzed out 3am stoned walk through the empty streets. OK, so, what happened? I hope she didn’t do it to herself, although that’s definitely a possibility; smoking crack can do that to you, so I’ve heard. Maybe she thought she was an orange and what fending off people trying to peel her? Or, maybe she just woke up one afternoon and found them there. Amy: “Bonus! i got more than just the tattoo i paid for”. Yes, yes you did. Don’t worry Amy, I’m sure Blaaaaaakey will lick your wounds for you when he gets out of jail.

… of her blowse and we don’t buy it’s “au natural”. According to The Daily Mail, Christina Aguilera, it seems that motherhood has really given her a boost.

The pop star, who gave birth to son Max last month, was looking swell when she popped out for dinner in Hollywood last night.

The 27-year-old singer flaunted her post-pregnancy buxom figure despite being dressed down in a Knicks baseball cap and grey cardigan. ~The Daily Mail

On another less swell note, perezhilton.com reports that Christina Aguilera’s apparently fuming over the lack of interest in her People Magazine cover in the US. She was expecting big figure sales with the release of the first pics of Max, and as a result she has fired members of her sales team!

Source: The Daily Mail

Here’s Penelope Cruz looking oh so glam leaving a post-Oscar party @ 3:00am held at the uber trendy Villa Lounge in West Hollywood. The Spanish actress had earlier presented the award for Best Foreign Film to the team behind the Austrian movie “The Counterfitters”. My God, doe she ever look young for 33… oops, she’s much younger than I thought! I guess that’s why, but she does give Cameron Diaz, 34, a run for her money. All that H20 is totally good for your skin!

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