Why is it that celebrities always feel the need to rush out into public as soon as they’ve gotten “a little” cosmetic surgery? And when I say public, I’m not referring to the dry cleaners or the corner store, no I’m talking about the paparazzi hot spots like Robertson Blvd and Mr.Chow? Here’s Lara Flynn Boyle mad fuggin’ it up outside Mr.Chow in Beverly Hills last night. She even stopped to take pics and sign autographs! I’m surprised that anyone recognized her to ask for her autograph. OK, she does still look like herself, but in a Priscilla Presley and Jenna Jameson kinda way. I hope the swelling goes down. Yikes… it’s sad, but amazing, what money can buy!

OMG, it’s a miracle… Paris Hilton can read! Or, maybe it’s another ploy to look like she’s literate. Sorta like how she was walking around last summer with a copy of “The Secret” in her hands. I bet she’s really just looking through the pictures of the newspaper and hoping to see herself. Besides, it’s written in Czech and I doubt her Czech is as good as her English. Wait, I take that back… it probably is. Here’s the gruesome twosome vacationing, I mean on the Good Charlotte tour, in Prague.

Here’s our “favorite” bad ass Tommy Lee sipping a little screwdriver bevy @ the Armani Exchange Music Lounge in Miami Beach, Fl. He’s snapped posing with pal DJ Aero. mmm…. chocolate. I feel a craving coming on!

Here is Janice Dickinson having some fun in the sun in beautiful Hawaiian waters, and you can see, this is one lady that will just never lose her charge or her spunk. And since she’s left the judging panel of America’s Next Top Model, it seems her spark has only been ignited further. Janice was originally replaced by supermodel extraordinaire Twiggy in the 5th cycle of ANTM in 2005, and Twiggy was replaced this season with yet another supermodel, Paulina Porizkova. Paulina has been touted by fellow panelist Nigel Barker as being the next Janice Dickinson. Janice doesn’t quite agree with Nigel however, as she recently baulked at this notion with In Touch magazine:

Oh please, there’s no one like me!” said Dickinson in In Touch Weekly’s March 24 issue. “Nigel has nothing else to say. He’s a stamped, copy-written, Grade-A piece of beef.”

If Paulina really is the next Janice, her time may be short, as Janice left the show to ‘pursue other projects’ however it has been said that she actually left due to some head butting with show producer and lead judge, Tyra Banks. What, Janice butting heads? Never! But even then, Janice admits that although she ‘respects the hell’ out of Tyra, she doesn’t quite like her very much. Since then Janice has opened her own modeling agency, as well as a reality television show highlighting the dramas that surround that.

Source: Reality TV World

Janice Dickinson’s new Orbit gum commercial is uber funny. What a bright idea… promote their new Maui Melon Mint flavour with Janice in Hawaii! It’s so Janice and we love it. Check, check, check… check it out!

Here is Sophie Monk immaculately coiffed and easily strutting through her daily affairs. You can almost see her saying the mantra in her head ‘Don’t let the bastards get you down’ as she doesn’t seem to have a care in the world, despite the fact that her recently lost squeeze has been giving the squeeze to Paris Hilton. She is seen here running some errands in Los Angeles the other day, she stopped into a business building for a few minutes and then grabbed a drink at Coffee Bean before heading over to a house in the Hollywood Hills. And yes, this real life Barbie Doll is one of those girls who can pull off the mini-mini dress and heels beautifully. As we can see, this girl has way more class and beauty than Paris Hilton, her ex’s latest. Because when Paris tries the mini mini and heels, she really nails the tramp look. But Sophie on the other hand is a natural beauty. Nope. Paris has nuthin’ on this one.

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