Why is it that celebrities always feel the need to rush out into public as soon as they’ve gotten “a little” cosmetic surgery? And when I say public, I’m not referring to the dry cleaners or the corner store, no I’m talking about the paparazzi hot spots like Robertson Blvd and Mr.Chow? Here’s Lara Flynn Boyle mad fuggin’ it up outside Mr.Chow in Beverly Hills last night. She even stopped to take pics and sign autographs! I’m surprised that anyone recognized her to ask for her autograph. OK, she does still look like herself, but in a Priscilla Presley and Jenna Jameson kinda way. I hope the swelling goes down. Yikes… it’s sad, but amazing, what money can buy!

OMG, it’s a miracle… Paris Hilton can read! Or, maybe it’s another ploy to look like she’s literate. Sorta like how she was walking around last summer with a copy of “The Secret” in her hands. I bet she’s really just looking through the pictures of the newspaper and hoping to see herself. Besides, it’s written in Czech and I doubt her Czech is as good as her English. Wait, I take that back… it probably is. Here’s the gruesome twosome vacationing, I mean on the Good Charlotte tour, in Prague.

Here’s our “favorite” bad ass Tommy Lee sipping a little screwdriver bevy @ the Armani Exchange Music Lounge in Miami Beach, Fl. He’s snapped posing with pal DJ Aero. mmm…. chocolate. I feel a craving coming on!

Here is Janice Dickinson having some fun in the sun in beautiful Hawaiian waters, and you can see, this is one lady that will just never lose her charge or her spunk. And since she’s left the judging panel of America’s Next Top Model, it seems her spark has only been ignited further. Janice was originally replaced by supermodel extraordinaire Twiggy in the 5th cycle of ANTM in 2005, and Twiggy was replaced this season with yet another supermodel, Paulina Porizkova. Paulina has been touted by fellow panelist Nigel Barker as being the next Janice Dickinson. Janice doesn’t quite agree with Nigel however, as she recently baulked at this notion with In Touch magazine:

Oh please, there’s no one like me!” said Dickinson in In Touch Weekly’s March 24 issue. “Nigel has nothing else to say. He’s a stamped, copy-written, Grade-A piece of beef.”

If Paulina really is the next Janice, her time may be short, as Janice left the show to ‘pursue other projects’ however it has been said that she actually left due to some head butting with show producer and lead judge, Tyra Banks. What, Janice butting heads? Never! But even then, Janice admits that although she ‘respects the hell’ out of Tyra, she doesn’t quite like her very much. Since then Janice has opened her own modeling agency, as well as a reality television show highlighting the dramas that surround that.

Source: Reality TV World

Janice Dickinson’s new Orbit gum commercial is uber funny. What a bright idea… promote their new Maui Melon Mint flavour with Janice in Hawaii! It’s so Janice and we love it. Check, check, check… check it out!

Here is Sophie Monk immaculately coiffed and easily strutting through her daily affairs. You can almost see her saying the mantra in her head ‘Don’t let the bastards get you down’ as she doesn’t seem to have a care in the world, despite the fact that her recently lost squeeze has been giving the squeeze to Paris Hilton. She is seen here running some errands in Los Angeles the other day, she stopped into a business building for a few minutes and then grabbed a drink at Coffee Bean before heading over to a house in the Hollywood Hills. And yes, this real life Barbie Doll is one of those girls who can pull off the mini-mini dress and heels beautifully. As we can see, this girl has way more class and beauty than Paris Hilton, her ex’s latest. Because when Paris tries the mini mini and heels, she really nails the tramp look. But Sophie on the other hand is a natural beauty. Nope. Paris has nuthin’ on this one.

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Here we see Jennifer Lopez heading out of a beauty salon in New York City on Friday. And you would never guess that this first time mommy has twins barely a month old, as she heads out of the salon look super slim and super fabulous. You’d also never guess from the collected smile on her face that she has recently been criticized by Parents magazine. J-Lo appeared in the magazine with pictures of the twin’s nursery, and it seems some folks at Parents magazine got a little too judgemental when it comes to J-Lo’s decorating tastes. Parents posted on their blog that the twin’s nursery was home to a number of baby safety hazards. Hazards cited were bows and canopies around the cribs, and not having window guards on the windows. A spokesperson from Boo Boo Busters, a child safety organization, is saying that J-Lo’s babies are far too young for the parents to worry too much about things like that, but when they get to sitting up stage, J-Lo may want to rethink a few issues in the nursery. It never fails to amaze me though how quick folks will be to jump down the throat of the celebrity parent. I mean, we DO know of parents who don’t even use car seats on a regular basis. And mind you, this same magazine didn’t seem to have a problem shooting a pic of J-Lo feeding the tykes, in an evening gown. Because we know how realistic that is. But you know how it is, there will always be somebody slamming somebody in Hollywood.

Source: TMZ

We finally get a sneak peek at the latest love in Nicole Richie’s life, little baby Harlow. Nicole was seen doing the mommy thing last Friday with little Harlow as they head out to a friend’s children’s party in Beverly Hills. And of course, this fashion icon looked anything BUT the traditional soccer play date mom, even though she was casually dressed in stretch pants and grey v-neck top, all accessorized with her signature oversized glasses. Yes, gotta hate it when moms can look this glamorous, even on a casual baby play date. Nicole seems to be doing a wonderful job balancing life, motherhood, and now even work as she is in the works of setting up her own jewelry line. She says all the people she’s working with to make it happen are really great, and are happy to work around her feedings with Harlow. Who I have to say, is going to be ending up on some cutest baby lists in no time at all. That little Harlow already looks like a heartbreaker, and my, is it just me, or does she look like she’s growing like a weed already!