Here is Bai Ling shortly after receiving some good news the other day when she appeared in court over her little shoplifting snafoo. If you have forgotten, this bright bulb was arrested for shoplifting at LAX when she stole some batteries and Star magazines for the grand tune of $16 bucks and change. The victory *cough* results from her court hearing she promptly raved about on her blog:

Theft dismissed and I am innocent!Yes!Yes!Yes!
I plead guilty today in court to ” DISTURBING THE PEACE ”
Theft dismissed! yes! This is it! All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes!
I told you truth is going to be told and I am innocent!!!

I think she forgot to add in there, ’so like, totally thumbs up for me because I’m just like, so lucky and so awesome, riiiigggghhhtt?’. But it’s good we have people like Bai Ling in our world. Because it’s girls like these that make the rest of us look like blinking Einstein’s. Apparently Bai Ling has not quite grasped the concept that pleading guilty does not make one innocent. And even though her theft charges have disappeared in the legal system, it’s not like anyone is really ever going to forget this anytime soon. And they haven’t even disappeared. Bai Ling neglected to tell her devoted fans that the consequences for her $16 buck shoplifting spree are a $700 fine. And yes, that sound you hear AGAIN is me laughing out loud. Well, Forrest Gump had it right, stupid is as stupid does. It’s too bad she doesn’t have any friends to take her own pictures either, because that reflection in the mirror is just super classy. Yep. Bai Ling is my hero.

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