Well just when things were starting to settle down for Britney Spears, her life got creepy and fast now that she has a full-time stalker. She’s been receiving a series of threatening and creepy packages for about 6 weeks now. The stalker started off with just some letters which came in about once a week, but has escalated to sending morbid abysmal packages that are enough to make anyone shudder. The packages have been coming in now a few times a week, and never to her home, but always to the same Los Angeles address. They contain things like lavender colored sex toys, some letters, and pictures of what is presumed to be the stalker. The pictures themselves are of a Caucasian man with greasy hair and the eyes cut out. Oh and, he’s also seen squirting some kind of yellow liquid into his mouth. Nice! There are 2 letters in the recent package, one handwritten in caps and looking like chicken scratch, and another 5 pages long typed containing grotesque pornographic idiocy about the stalker’s Britney fantasies. And because the stalker doesn’t seem to be too bright, they come with a return address somewhere in Minneapolis. Of course Britney’s security team is on it, and all items received are being handed over to the FBI. And interestingly enough, because the dude isn’t sick enough, he’s also written Brad Pitt’s and Angelina Jolie’s name on the outside of each package. What’s that? Oh, that’s the Twilight Zone theme song you hear at this point…..Wiiiiieeeeeerrrrrddd!

Source: OK!

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