Well Britney Spears has certainly been one of those love her love to hate her kind of girls this year, all self-inflicted of course. However, there is one dude that just can’t seem to get her off his mind. Songwriter Moby is crushing Britney LARGE and says he would even wed her ‘in a heartbeat’. Her oddities and ‘weird charms’ as he calls them is something he’s really fallen for. Uh dude, she doesn’t have ‘weird charms’….she’s on psychotropic meds cuz she’s sort of a wingnut. However, he finds her to be this dark tragic figure and finds that the fatter she gets, the more he loves her. Yep, okay then. I’m thinking you know, some things are better left INSIDE our heads, Moby, because, most girls don’t really like being romanced with the word FAT inside the compliment. Will Moby’s quest to marry Britney Spears be a success? Stay tuned!

Source: The Sun

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