Edward Opinaldo, PacificCoastNews.com

First we have Sarah Larson. A D-listed reality famer that quickly found her way into the elite A-list grouping after a few dates with Big Timer George Clooney. A few dates turned into a relationship, and the whole world was shocked that a.) Georgie had a girlfriend, and b.) that she was a cocktail waitress best known for her appearance on Fear Factor. Nobody expected it to last. Even we didn’t. So why are people so surprised when shock, the breakup ax falls? But yes it has, and it has for good. And nobody is talking about it. Well to be honest, Sarah Larson is back to her D-listed fame, she is now known as George Clooney’s ex and so her star will shine a little bit longer, but it will dim some as weeks go by. And no one is talking because a.) Sarah is probably under a confidentiality clause NOT to, and b.) George is too classy to kiss, or breakup and tell. We’ll never know for sure until years down the road, but the rumors are a wailing. First it was because she got implants. And now it’s because he was ‘cheating’. George has been seen with an unnamed woman while on vacay in Lake Como. The story is that they’ve been going at it for a few months and George just hung on to Sarah for her career’s sake, to give her a few extra months of lift to that. But the Lake Como lass was quite the secret until recently. Are you buying it? Uh…no. Not me. I mean, how does someone like George Clooney date anyone in secret? My next thought is, George Clooney does not need to cheat! He can hang up his hat with one lady, and move very quickly on to a long line that is waiting for him….*sigh* Like I said, we will never know, but because they are so quiet it seems people are coming up with just about anything.

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