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Jennifer Aniston is seen here on the set of her latest movie ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ and she has that look on her face here that she is carrying quite a bit lately ever since her split with John Mayer. And it sounds like, although the split itself was amicable, the aftermath of John and his big mouth was not so much. In fact, the split was so amicable that Jennifer *almost* tried to rekindle some flames with John until she found out about his impromptu sidewalk press conference. Despite the fact that in said conference he called her the smartest woman he’s ever met, he also made it very clear that he was definitely NOT the one that got dumped. His adamance over the fact has ticked Jen off more than a little, and she made it very clear on a recent trip to New York City, John John’s hometown, that she was sooooo over him. Jen was all smiles and ‘John who?’ to the press and spent her time in New York partying, shopping, and never letting anyone see her sweat. You know what they say, success and smiles is the best revenge, and it sounds like Jennifer has that mastered to a tee. She encouraged any attention from the media, and spent quite a bit of time generating photo opportunities with the paps to prove just how much happier she is now. Essentially since John has stated that he did the breaking up, Jennifer has simply let her actions do the talking, letting everyone see just how sexy and smiley she is, whether she was the dumpee or not. And fans of Jennifer will be happy to find out that she is staying on top of work as well, and not letting a little man get in the way of her career. You will see her again on the small screen with a guest spot on NBC’s 30 rock and is filming it as we speak. Busy with work, and life, and shopping in New York, most that see her say she is not broken hearted at all. So you see, John, no matter who did the breaking up, she just wasn’t that into you.

Kevin Perkins, PacificCoastNews.com

With summer coming to a screeching halt, the new television shows are all the talk, and with kids back in school, it’s those hold high school prime time dramas that are expected to make it big in the ratings boxes this year. And high school has just never been sexier with the Upper East siders making waves on the East Coast in ‘Gossip Girl’ and those California girls surfing wild on the West Coast in the rehash of the ‘90’s hit ‘Beverly Hills: 90210’. I wonder which will be the biggest this year, as Gossip Girl has created quite a stunning following even in its youth. While 90210 definitely has an existing fan base, a lot of those fans are well into their late 30’s and 40’s now and may not care so much about the old high school dramas. Time will tell. If Jenny Garth has anything to say about it, 90210 will be the show to beat, and she is reprising her role of Kelly Taylor in a much more mature manner. You will see Kelly return to West Beverly High as a guidance counselor, who is also a single mom to a 4 year old boy. Awww, what happened to Kelly? I am sure we will find out soon enough. And, even fourteen years later, Jennie is still having to fend off rumors about a fist fight between her and former co-star Shannon Doherty. We won’t waste too much time dishing about why Shannon got the boot from 90210, that’s definitely old news. But we will say that both parties are denying Tori Spellings claim in her tell-all that the two got down and dirty with their fists. Maybe it happened, maybe it didn’t, it was 14 years ago, who cares? We should hope that the two starlets have grown up and gotten over *whatever* happened, and Jennie is the first of the pair to take the bigger stand on the issue. That’s a good thing, since you WILL be seeing Shannon Doherty back in the halls of West Beverly as well. How? Only time will tell, but no worries, you won’t have to wait too much longer.

Gaz Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com

Heidi Montag is seen here running through the grocery trolley with her control freak boyfriend Spencer Pratt. The couple were stocking up on kitchen must-haves and playing a little under their years as they flaunted themselves, their immaturity, and their grotesque love in the grocery aisles.(Mental note. Find out where they shopped and what food they touched and stay *far far * away from it) But Heidi is crying the boo hoos these days because her ex-friends Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge are getting more attention from the high end designer world than she is. Well, actually, she’s not getting any as the designers don’t want her showcasing their stuff. Judging by the getup she dons to go grocery shopping, can you see why? Exactly. The Hills girls have gone from C list to It Girl status in just a year and one of the perks of that is treats from the designers. Yes, the big names want these girls to be toting their bags, wearing their shoes, and flaunting their fashion, all at no cost to the starlets. So it sounds like Audrina and Lauren are getting thousands of dollars of goods dumped at their home sans charge on a regular basis for them to promote designer duds. Not too shabby! And Heidi, well, just isn’t, and she’s got the big ol pout to back it up. Aw, poor baby. Maybe it’s cuz you’re just not as pretty as your frenemies, huh? Well, the promoter for Pop Tarts, who also dresses Angelina Jolie and Carmen Electra, has said that Heidis public image is too cheap for even the lesser named brands. Yeah, she must have seen that video too. Or, maybe she just happened to be in the grocery store that day, who knows. Either way, it’s nice to see SOMEONE come public and call Heidi out for the cheapo blonde that she is.

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It sounds like Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson have gotten a little fed up with Lilo’s paparazzi loving father Michael Lohan. So much so she is about to write him off for good. Michael Lohan has been all up in the media’s face since day one of this relationship making all kinds of statements to the effect that Sam is just using Lilo for fame. He has accused Sam of affecting Lindsay’s sobriety, and says Sam is taking advantage of Lindsay. He has also called Sam a slob, and that Sam’s identity issues need to be kept away from Lindsay. And the trash talk is much worse, but one wonders, for someone who is making such a claim, they sure don’t seem to mind the attention themselves whenever a camera is pointed their way now do they? Hm. Well, Lindsay and her normally quiet girlfriend Sam have sat on it long enough and have lashed back on their MySpace blogs. Lindsay calls it like she (and the rest of the world) see it in a stunning grammatically incorrect way:

He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is). He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME.

Sam has also posted something of a similar nature on HER MySpace

i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else

Awww….group hug. Maybe this will shut up Michael for good. I mean, he could perhaps try to focus on the positive here. Lindsay Lohan version 2008 is a much improved version compared to Lindsay Lohan 2007, no? The drinking and driving car stealing mess that once WAS your daughter isn’t any more. But you know dads, always critical. Let’s hope the MySpace thing shuts him up because I for one am ALSO tired of seeing and hearing this man preach.

Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com

Jessica Alba All ‘Proper Like’ at the Democratic Convention ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

*Shock* People STILL Don’t Like Jessica Simpson ~ Bitten and Bound

Ali Lohan Covers Supermodels Unlimited ~ Hollywire

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Oh wow, this is almost news. When Kirsten Dunst was first connected to Drew Barrymore’s leftovers Justin Long (NOT all that long ago) I was not the least surprised. But it seems things with Justin have gone a little stale. Now Kiki has been connected with MGMT frontman Andrew Vanwyngarden. Kirsten Dunst with a rocker? Well, it will certainly support her alcoholism if nothing else….And from the sounds of it, the six degrees of separation between Kirsten, Andrew, and their exes is so close that the world may just cave in on them. It’s not that hard to follow….Vanwyngarden’s ex is Fabiolo Gatti, and (one of) Kirsten’s recent exes is Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell. Fabiola and Johnny have had an on and off thing going for quite a while now, and Andrew and Kirsten met at a concert in the States last month and guess what…you got it. So which relationship came first? That of the exes, or this one with Kiki and Andrew? Definitely the exes. It almost sounds 7th grade. No, it DOES sound 7th grade if you date your exes new girlfriends ex just to get back at your ex. Does that make sense? But hey, it IS Kirsten Dunst, she’s been known for stranger things.
Kirsten and Andrew have been only been together for about a month now, but they are on the fast track to hot and heavy. They met in New York, then Kirsten was seen backstage with him at one of his shows in Holland. Then again in Belgium. And they’ve also attended several European festivals together. Love? I doubt it. They’re probably both just killing time. And the motive of revenge may or may not be there for Kirsten, or even Andrew for that matter. But so called ‘friends’ of Kirsten (she has any?) are saying that her ex Johnny and Andrew have very much in common and Kirsten may be looking to ‘replace’ Johnny with a reasonable facsimile, or simply, her type is the bad boy rocker thing. Who knows! But since the Jen and John thing is over, and just about everyone else in Hollywood is *doing the normal thing* and having babies or getting married, then I guess we will take all the new couple alerts that come our way.

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Two former winners of the ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ title are seen here disembarking a boat to attend the premiere of their latest work together ‘Burn After Reading’. And for anyone that has seen the Ocean’s 11 series, you know that the comraderie and chemistry between these two is fun to watch, which is probably a major factor in the success of the Ocean’s flicks. Given this, their latest work ‘Burn After Reading’ should be quite the entertaining piece. The charming duo were interviewed shortly after one of their premieres to this movie, and they took the moment to play with the media and bantering back and forth in that oh so appealing Clooney and Pitt style that we have come to love. The boys were asked questions about their personal lives, and instead of getting heated by the grilling, they made fun of it. When asked if he would ever ‘settle down’ George Clooney quipped as hearts broke all over America, ‘gosh, I have NEVER been asked that question. Actually… I am getting married and having a child today’. And of course Pitt chimed in deadpan saying that well, he has 6 kids now, and probably a couple more by this time next year, why not take some of his on?? Before the conference was over, Pitt was met by a Spanish journalist who thought it *not crazy* to wear a pair of gym shorts similar to the ones Pitt wore in the movie for his role as a gym trainer. She even went so far as to ask him if he would help her work out. He gently reminded her it was just a movie, that was just a role, that he in fact WASN’T a real gym trainer but she asked him anyway if he could help her train for running by asking if he would run after her. Clooney took that open door and ‘ran’ with it saying Brad would be more likely to run AWAY from her. The rest of the conference went just as similarly with the two running interference with each other to play with the paps. When Brad was asked about the twins Clooney retorted ‘they’re fine’ and when Brad was asked if he had the choice between winning an Oscar or falling in love with an Italian woman, Clooney cut him off lawyer style saying ‘You don’t have to answer that, Brad.’

Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com

Ashley Judd Gets Hot for Obama ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

Another Engagement Bites the Dust ~ Bitten and Bound

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