Britney Spears the Stripping Homicidal Lesbian Extraordinaire
Anthony Monterotti
And no, Britney Spears has yet to slip off her meds and pull another looney bin worthy stunt that will have people shaking their heads….in fact, by all accounts she’s doing very well. But recent reports do indicate that she is ready to take on a new role, that being of the homicidal exotic dancer lesbian. No, she’s not ‘trying something out’ she’s simply being considered for a new movie role by the infamous Quentin Tarantino. He is about to take the 1965 cult classic ‘Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!’ to the big screen, and wants Britney as the lead role. Were it anyone but Quentin Tarantino, I might suggest someone like Jenna Jameson for the role, but big names means big money and possibly some Oscar contention. Quentin has for the most part turned out films that are nothing short of brilliant and he thinks Britney Spears would pull it off beautifully. Well, we do know that she can do crazy VERY well, but for her, it’s a matter of health. So I am not too sure if this is the best thing for her. However, her biggest headlines this year have been about her slow but sure climb back up the ladder to normalcy, and she has been making bigger strides than anyone expected, so who knows, this could be good for her. Her reps think this may turn her career around, but she seems to be doing that very well despite any big role offers. She’s been seen recently looking stunning as ever in a teensy bikini while vacaying in Cabo with a mystery man, and she has been looking as healthy and glamorous as ever. But you know how it is when things start going well for someone with a downhill history. People are saying even about those bikini shots that it was all a setup by her people to get some cold cash with the sale of the pictures. Will she land the big bucks for a role with Tarantino? Or will she simply be stowing away cash for selling bikini pictures of herself? Who knows, it’s Britney, and she seems to be able to make money just by breathing. But if selling bikini pictures of herself for cash is the only scandal people can come up with about this girl, I gotta say, she’s doing very well for herself given the trainwreck she’s been this year.
