The Paps Are Having Fun with Jennifer Aniston
Bobby Rachpoot
Jennifer Aniston is seen here trying to flee a media frenzy as she lands at LAX after spending some time on tour with her main squeeze John Mayer. And it seems that ever since Jennifer started dating this crooner, the media has been unable to leave her alone. In fact, even when she IS left alone, they are still trying to make a story for her….Of course it all boils down to rumor and speculation, and most of it just tabloid garbage, but ever since she and John announced a pending ‘trial marriage’ the tabloids have taken this and run with it. And why not? Competing stories in the media are the Pittlet twins and we’ve all had enough of that, haven’t we? So the magazines are counterprogramming by battling the People exclusive on the Pittlet twins with Ok! Magazine being the first to toss out a rumor announcing Jen and John’s ‘Wedding of the Year’. And it seems that OK! has even graciously taken the task of planning of Jen’s hands, as they’ve described the event right down to her strapless Vera Wang gown, matron of honor Courtney Cox, and décor of oysters and orchids. How nice of them! And of course, not to be outdone, Star magazine has literally glossed over the technicality of marriage by suggesting that Jen is on the mommy track with John with a headline announcing ‘Now it’s My Turn!’ when it comes to joining the crew of celebs who made pregnancy the new black this year. Her reps are pooh-poohing both tabloid headlines saying that she’s not getting married, and that both headlines are complete fabrications. Well of course…they may be NOW. But how long until they become the real deal, huh?
