Amy Winehouse Fights the Good Guys With Her Crack Pipe
Ben Dome, Dave Lucas, PacificCoastNews.com
Ah yes, this girl just gets more stunning every day, doesn’t she? And when I say stunning, you can take that however you like. Who needs millions of dollars and a war against drugs budget? Just show the little ones pictures of this pretty girl! Yes boys and girls, this is what you will look like if you do crack, and let the nightmares speak for themselves. Oddly enough, Amy Winehouse has been rather under the radar since her hubby got hauled off to the clink for another year and a half, and while she is the UK’s answer to ‘What does a trainwreck look like?’ she hasn’t gotten herself into too much trouble lately. She has however been busy with work, and from the sounds of it, has even gotten a deal to star in a video game. Yes, that’s right, and as you can imagine, the video game itself has caused quite the uproar already. Let’s see, what’s Amy known for? Music, and crack. So what do you suspect the concept of the game would be? Well it’s not music. And it doesn’t exactly proclaim the accolades of staying clean and sober either. No, the video game in fact is called ‘Escape from Rehab’. And while most video games have superheros with superpowers, this one has Amy using her crack pipe to fend off superheroes like Batman and the Hulk. Honestly, I couldn’t’ make this stuff up if I wanted to. Later in the game, if you advance with your crack pipe successfully, you will be able to assist Amy in helping her deadbeat husband escape from prison. All in a day’s work right? Fending off the good guys with your crack pipe and a prison escape to boot. Whoo boy! Yes, this is our entertainment folks, using addiction as an empowerment device. And people wonder where there is a drug problem in this country. HELLO??!!
