Anthony Monterotti, PacificCoast

You know how it is in Hollywood, when you don’t have the talent or network to start your own fashion or fragrance line, besides accidentally leaking a sex tape, the only thing you can do to get attention is to write a tell-all book. Just ask Lynn Spears. And such is the case of Samantha Ronson. I mean, look at her, who is going to buy clothing from a fashion line under her name? Riiiigggghhht. So now she’s hot on the publicity trail to write a tell-all book chronicling her relationship with Lindsay Lohan. I have to wonder, is this to just rile up the ‘future in-laws’, to get some attention, or does she seriously want to pour her heart out in print? Hmmm…..Since nobody can seem to come to a conclusion as to whether the relationship between her and Lindsay Lohan is actually real or a publicity stunt in itself, it’s hard to say here. Samantha has reportedly been dating Lindsay since as long ago as last year, and the two are also supposedly playing house together and are rarely seen apart, even when they are working. But E! Online seems to be under the impression from a friend of Samantha’s that Samantha is desperate to write a book about not only her story and her life, but about her life with Lindsay. Perhaps she thinks people will take the pair more seriously and stop calling them a publicity stunt. If this is the case, I think the book has the best intentions and I applaud her for it. But as you can probably imagine, Bible thumper Daddy Lohan is furious about the whole thing. He says he’s ‘shut up about this long enough’ and thinks that Samantha is just using his daughter for attention. He thinks nobody knew who Sam even was until Lilo came onto the scene, but um, while I am not a ‘fan’ so to speak of Sam’s, I beg to differ there, as would many of the folks who do claim to be fans. Michael Lohan hopes that Lindsay’s eyes will be opened to Sam’s ulterior motives and realize who is truly using her and who is truly real in Lindsay’s life. He has also even accused Sam of passing drinks under the table to Lindsay and compromising her sobriety. Perhaps Michael needs to remember that Lindsay is a grown woman responsible for her OWN sobriety. And as for him shutting up about this long enough, that’s laughable since he has been put on record SEVERAL times since this relationship went public spewing one response or another. Whether the book will materialize or not is anyone’s guess, but if it does, and with the right intentions, again, more power to her.

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Madonna’s Sweet and Sticky Tour is barely underway, and she has already found herself in some political hot water. Well, that is what will happen when you compare a United States Presidential candidate to HITLER. Uh huh. It is no secret that Tinseltown is full of Obama Barrack supporters, and Madonna took her support a little too far recently. But you know Madonna, she doesn’t seem to be all that happy and satisfied with life unless she is pushing the envelope *just that much*. Madonna opened the first night of her tour on the 23rd in Wales and while performing her single ‘Get Stupid’ her big screen was flashing pictures of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler and Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe alongside Presidential candidate John McCain. And *just in case* one didn’t quite get Madonna’s point, she was then flashing scenes of OBama Barrack alongside icons of a more peace loving nature such as Mahatma Ghandi and John Lennon. Tucker Bounds, a spokesperson for the McCain trail was outraged and he says

The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time…. clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits….

What? Smearing in an American political campaign? NEVER. I am sure that the saintly John McCain would never stoop so low. I give her props actually, because clearly nothing illegal was done, and she did it brilliantly enough to toe the line just so ensuring her fans took whatever they wanted from it. But you know, this is now…what will her next stunt be? Can’t wait to find out!

James Breeden, PacificCoastNews.com

Check Out Heidi Montag’s New Music Video *puke alert* ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

Hot Supermodel Photos!! Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes! ~ Bitten and Bound

What’s The Real Feel on ‘The House Bunny’? ~ Hollywire

Adrian Varnedoe, Pacificcoastnews

Katherine Heigl is seen here leaving the Goa nightclub in Hollywood where her rocker hubby was performing. Katherine is one that generally leaves her personal habits such as smoking out of the spotlight, however she was snapped here having a puff on the way to her car. And Katherine has developed quite the reputation for being one that is not so afraid to speak her mind, and this quality was what got her in trouble, again, just recently when a Santa Monica police officer didn’t like the way she was ‘polluting the atmosphere’. Ever the one to defend herself, Katherine stood up for her rights to do what she wants and promptly tossed the cigarette butt at the officer’s feet. While her attitude wasn’t enough to get a citation, she did get a stern talking to. Oh my, I am sure she will never do THAT again. Lynn Rocchini, an activist for the environment on the other hand was quick to point and wag the judgemental finger at Katherine by producing a strongly written letter on what happens when you throw your butt into the streets. You know, they get into the drains, and eventually in the ocean, and then eaten by wildlife, and one by one the turtles, and fish, and birds all start to die. All because of Katherine’s cigarette butt. Lynn cited thousands of cases where dead wildlife were autopsied and found to have ingested cigarette butts. This is a first for me, I mean, that environmental hazards to WILDLIFE would be an argument used against smoking. And I am sure Katherine had an eloquently stated come back to the stand. I mean, when does the health and welfare of our wildlife come before the health and welfare of the general human public, the MOST appropriate stance on reasons not to smoke. The environmental issue? Warranted I am sure, but when it comes to smoking, not the LARGEST concern here.

Tuukka Jantti, Pacificcoastnews.

Yep. It looks like life just got more complicated for Denise Richards. It`s bad enough when your ex-husband gets married, and even worse when the divorce from said ex was ugly and public. But when the ex-husband gets married in a big public broo ha ha and THEN announces a pending pregnancy, well…it`s complicated. Ah yes, the infamous summer love that is Charlie Sheen and Brooke went full force in early May when their nuptials were solidified in a sweet little ceremony that the whole world heard about. And now….they are announcing that they are indeed pregnant, and expecting their first child together. Charlie and Brooke are excited, naturally. It always kills me when celebs say that about a new baby, as if they would say otherwise. He says Brooke is the best step mom in the world to his daughters Sam and Lola, his daughters with Denise Richards, and his 23 year old daughter Cassandra. He says if her love for their own child is anything like the love and affection he has for those girls, it will be amazing. But ask Charlie to speak candidly, and he murmurs that he is hoping a blue bundle is on the way for him and Brooke. Yes, he`d love to expand the Sheen line, making another mark in the famous celebrity brotherhood that also includes Daddy Martin Sheen, Charlie, and his brother Emilio Estevez. Brooke is excited as well, and I am sure she just loves having this axe to grind against her hubby`s ex, but has apparently wanted a baby for some time, so this may not be a surprise bundle after all. On his life in general, new marriage and baby on the way, Charlie describes his life as amazing, and that he is the luckiest man in the world. And as for Denise, well, I am sure we know what she has to say. Yep. Complicated.

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Christina Aguilera Has Big A** Lips ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

The Jolie Pitts Eligible for France Child Support?? ~ Bitten and Bound

Madonna Gets Sweet and Sticky! ~ Hollywire

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Ashlee Simpson is not just a pretty face, talented pop star, and former actress from 7th Heaven, she is also one celebrity that is interested in using her networks and her talents to branch into an area that she has a tremendous passion for, fashion. Yes, Ashleey is a fashionista by all accounts and wants to pursue it now at a more serious level. She started off this weekend by acting as the spokesperson for the Request line in Toronto, Canada. The Request line is somewhat like the Bitten line in that it is affordable fashion that is both casual and trendy in pieces of separates. Ashlee appeared in Toronto for the launch in a stunning set by Request looking gorgeous in a pair of leggings, towering heels, and a chit loose fitting T-shirt from the Canadian brand Request. Ashlee finished her look with a pretty orange scarf and showed all of Canada that you don`t need to dress in high end labels to look high end. Ashlee has since taken her experience with the brand name Request to consider launching her own clothing line of a similar nature. She likes the thought of trendy, affordable pieces and thinks she has the fashion flair for it. I have to say, this is one girl that I have never seen look dowdy or frumpy, and even in her uncomfortable moments of pregnancy she still outshines the best of them. As it stands now, Ashlee has started designing a collection of T Shirts for the label Wet Seal, but will branch out from this to create her own entire collection. With taste like she has, I am DEFINITELY looking forward to this one!

Breeden, Symons, PacificCoastNews.com

I tell ya, this Spears clan just can’t stay out of the news. Is it perhaps a little self inflicted? Hm, I wonder. We talked a little last week about Jamie Lynn and how her fiancé to be was in a little bit of hot water now that he has been caught in a cheating scandal. A cheating situation by the way that he involved himself in with an older woman while Jamie Lynn was pregnant with their daughter. And one would think that this was enough to kick the baby daddy to the curb, but not for Jamie Lynn. Nope, she is standing by fiancé Casey Aldridge despite the fact that he’s a cheating rat snake. Jamie Lynn has still been seen running errands in their hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana with her big heavy rock dangling from her hand, but has been in a little bit of hiding at her mom’s house ever since the chiquita Casey was messing with was splashed all over the cover of In Touch magazine. Not surprisingly, Jamie new nothing about the affair until the tabloid spilled the beans, and ever the boyfriend in trouble, Casey says that`s simply because it never happened. The folks in Kentwood however LOVE to dish about this one, and they are more than a little suspicious about Casey. Some of them have even added that this girlfriend of his is related to the Spears family in some odd way, making this scandal even a little weirder than it was to begin with. This girl in fact is no stranger to Jamie Lynn, and is the same girl that Jamie elbowed in the mouth last Spring. Yep, good ol times in the Deep South folks. Jamie believes Casey, and is chalking it up to tabloid gossip, but you know….they still haven`t tied the knot so there is hope that this girl will have some sense stunned into her sooner or later. Or not.