Britney’s First Beau Comes Out of Hiding
Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com
You had to know that when Lynn Spears’ tell all came onto the shelves that some interesting enough creepy crawlies were going to squirm their way out of the woodwork. And we have our first tell-all victim already. In Britney’s dear mama’s book ‘Through the Storm’, she talks about Britney’s ‘first’ and by that I mean ‘first’ who was a former high school American football star and at the ripe age of 17 took Britney’s virginity when she was only 14. Is it shocking that Britney has been having sex since that age? Come on now boys and girls, let’s speak honestly, shall we? So the young man, Reg Jones who is now 30 has outed himself, thanks to Lynn’s help, as Britney’s first. But it wasn’t a skanky behind the bleachers thing if you ask him. No no, he was a jilted man at the end of it all. They were ‘madly in love’ and Britney was ‘very passionate’. He said he would stay over at her house (presumably with Lynn somewhere in those same skanky woodworks) and they would fool around like any ol set of teenagers. And to top it off, he STILL thinks of her with fondness, and keeps a picture of her wearing a black bra. Okay, a grown man with a picture of a 14 year old in a bra? Yeah, we passed creepy a while ago now, didn’t we. He says she is everything any man could want, and that the few years in age doesn’t matter. Well, it doesn’t NOW. But the word statutory keeps coming up in my head, I wonder why that is?
