Shemar Moore Needs a Woman. Takers?
Adrian Varnedoe, PacificCoastNews
Awwww. Poor baby. Here is Shemar being his usual hotty self on the set of Criminal Minds, and here he may be wondering about the aspects of his latest unsub, or, the aspects of his sorry social life. Shemar Moore is having such a tough time of being single, that matchmaker extraordinaire Ellen DeGeneres has offered her hand. Yes, yes, alligator tears are almost in order here. Shemar professed his pathetic single status loud and clear in a recent interview with Ellen that is scheduled to air this Friday. And, since Ellen is famous for wanting her single guests to be as disgustingly happy as she is, she wanted to get right to work. (just ask Ryan Seacrest). Who can I help you with, what is your type? Ellen immediately asked of your favourite profiler, and that is when Shemar dropped the A-bomb. The Aniston bomb that is. Of course he hemmed and hawed about it for a politically correct amount of time.
“There is one particular person in this town that I kind of got a little crush on,” he said. “A lot of guys got a crush on this girl but she can’t seem to find that man who can get it right and I just want to raise my hand and try. And that’s Ms. Jennifer Aniston.”
And of course, Ms. Matchmaker DeGeneres HAD done her homework. She duly noted that the two had seen each other at the Stand Up to Cancer Telethon last month and hopped right on it.
“She is a friend of mine,” the TV host said. “I will mention it to her.”
Will Jenn take the bait? Hm. Well, if Shemar has his way, he says she better prepare herself for some ‘soft kisses and eye contact’. Oh! My heart! How is it fair that this sexy man is single? Well, Shemar, you know, if Jennifer gives you the ‘busy’ line…you know where to find me….
