How John Mayer Got His Girl Back
Adrian Varnedoe, PacificCoastNews.com
Ah yes, it has been a very curious situation hasn’t it? John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston on a whirlwind romance for 3 months. We heard about them maybe getting matching tattoos to profess their undying love, about them moving in together, and a wedding before Jennifer’s birthday in February. And then bam, the bus ride came to a screeching halt leaving us wondering what the heck happened? And just as soon as it ended it seems, the two have picked it up right back again, just about right where they left off. We did hear some murmuring about the fact that commitment issues on John’s part played a huge role in the split, and no, nobody was shocked at that one. And it also sounds like their reunion isn’t as sudden as we thought. The two have been in constant communicado since the split, and it sounds like, John has been working on the error of his ways. So this may just be true love after all. Just how did John manage to convince Jen that he was worthy of her after such a publicized and seemingly hateful split? It all comes down to the love song, doesn’t it always? Yes yes, our girls are suckers when it comes to being serenaded and it sounds like John did just that, and took it up a notch, by writing her her own love song. Awwww….He’s also promised to curb some of his wilder ways and quit smoking in order to win Jen’s final stamp of approval. The love song is about their previous time together and sources are now confirming that it WAS John who initiated the split, saying that he just wasn’t as commitment ready as Jennifer was. Since their time apart, he has been reconsidering his priorities and now…he wants to make Jennifer a priority. He’s cut back on drinking and smoking ‘roll up’ cigarettes…hmmm….could those be ‘special’ roll-ups I wonder? It’s not like he needs to ‘cut back’ costs from the ready-made variety. But it sounds like Jennifer is playing it smart. You know what they say, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, and she is playing that up to the hilt. As she well should be. John is still in the grovelling stage, though Jennifer is taking advantage of the public affection as well. True love? C’mon folks, we ARE talking about Mayer the Player….I give this one very little time.
