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There seems to be very little about this girl that ISN’T dramatic, as she seems to be one of those folks that is a dramarama magnet, non? Well, this time it sounds like the drama that is Britney Spears is going to be profiled into a movie on her life. Yes, we know about the documentary that will be airing shortly around the time of her new album ‘Circus’, and her album release will be promptly followed by a world tour to promote the album. And so with this whirlwind chain of events after such a tumultuous year, it sounds like ‘Circus’ is the most appropriate name for her latest work. And Britney is going to continue to capitalize on the circus that was her life by putting it all into a life film that will relive the good, the bad, and the ugly. The film is going to include her breakdown in January that led to the loss of custody of her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James and is going to be directed by British director Phil Griffin. Some close to Britney say that doing a documentary about her troubles is worrisome enough, but replaying and reliving some of the worst moments of her life may not be a good idea for a woman who has known mental health concerns. Though she has definitely made a comeback of epic proportions, many fear that Britney is simply not strong enough to revisit the past in excruciating public detail. Others disagree, saying that the project will be cathartic for Britney and that this will be her way of putting closure on the whole thing, and getting back to her personal best. It will be her chance to prove to the world that she is so over all of it, and not only that, but she has still got what it takes to be a super hot star. But we’ve already heard the new single, and we know this already, don’t we. This will be one of those movies that will be a box office blast I am sure, if for no other reason than the morbid curiosity that the public has on figures as public as Britney Spears. And so, if she is going to make money off of these horrific dramas, I say, more power to her.

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Jennifer Aniston is seen here returning to Los Angeles International Airport and experiencing some frenzy from the paparazzi as she does so. Seems the girl can’t do anything without muss and fuss from the media. And so you have to know that you are a big star even when you aren’t really doing anything major in the terms of work or releases when you get this kind of attention everywhere you go. Yep, she’s definitely high on the A-list, and as much as she may enjoy the perks, it can get a little cumbersome for her as well in every aspect of her life. One such issue that is causing her angst is the purchase of a new home. She has just bought a $19 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills, and hasn’t quite had the chance to move into it yet. And even though she is not living there yet, the paparazzi are frenzied all over the place, so much so that she has had to hire round the clock security to patrol her new, empty home. She hasn’t moved in yet because she is having some work done on the house, and while this was going on, the construction foreman informed her that he had had to throw a sneaking photographer off of the property. The photographer had tried to gain entry by acting as an interior designer but this did not fool anyone. As such, Jennifer has a new empty home that is now patrolled 24/7. Gosh, it must be tough when you have that much money and fame, huh? It is reported that she spent not only almost 20 million on the house, but an additional $1.5 million on the interior decorating, and since when she was with Brad, he planned every decor detail down to the last fabric thread, she is enjoying being able to do this all on her own. In the meantime, while she decorates, she has been making headlines with a maybe baby with rekindled love with John Mayer. But ah, is this rekindled love for real? Perhaps not, perhaps she has finally gotten her sense together, and she may even just be playing her own game with Player Mayer to get back at him for the mean public way their relationship ended. This may be the case since even though Jennifer has been spotted in heavy PDA with John John of late, she has also been spotted dining away with sexy man Gerard Butler. She even had the audacity to take Gerard to dinner at the same place she had eaten with John just days earlier. So, it sounds like Jennifer is wising up to the overall concept that no, she makes the rules and doesn’t let any man get her down. And I say, good for her!!

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Yep, we’ve all seen this one coming. It’s the kind of ugly battle we sort of wince while we cross our fingers and hope for the amicable best but yet, it never happens in these high profile cases, does it? The custody battle between Guy Ritchie and Madonna and their three children has officially started. And since Madonna is touring on her Sweet N Sticky Tour, while Guy Ritchie is directing ‘Sherlock Holmes’ in London, and the kids are actually in NEW YORK, I am not sure how either of them plans to be very successful here in proving what stellar parents they are. Yes, the mini Madonna-lets are Lourdes who is 12, Rocco who is 8, and their adopted son together David who is 3. Lourdes is Maddona’s child by another father, so she may escape the heat here. Though, given that Madonna and her hectic schedule have already been granted custody of Lourdes, Guy’s fight to gain sole custody of Rocco and David may not go well. Guy wants them raised in London, and Madonna has taken up full-time residence in New York when she is not touring. So what to do with the kids? Well, since they see more of their nannies than anyone else, this is where the ugliness is starting. And my bet is that some sweet nannies are going to be paid handsomely to talk very sweet and not so sticky about their employer Madonna. But the first stage will be to grill them sufficiently, and find some dirt. Guy then is hoping to pair said dirt with the fact that Madonna’s time is more devoted to her career than her kids, and given that he’s had the luxury of sitting on his behind for a few years, that may bode well in is favour. But since the family courts rarely if ever separate siblings, and Madonna already has Lourdes, well….I think this will be another point for Madonna, and zilcho for Mr. Ritchie. But that’s not to say it can’t get ugly in the meantime. Because we all know it will.

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Yep. Another day, another trip to the ER for Amy Winehouse. Maybe if she stopped putting cocaine in her cotton candy she’d have better health, just a thought. Amy Winehouse has landed in the hospital yet again for recurring issues with her failing lungs. Saturday she was rushed to the ER after a Thursday home visit by the doctors regarding her existing lung condition. While the doctor was at her house for the Thursday visit, he noted that her lung condition that landed her in the hospital last year, had deteriorated and he wanted her to have more tests done. So, instead of hopping on that bandwagon immediately, Amy gave it a couple days to you know, maybe ignore the problems and hope they went away, but by Saturday she was forced to head to the London Clinic to get some tests done. Since she has already been treated for deteriorating lung disease, this can’t be a good thing. Her previous hospitalization and treatment for a condition that is like emphysema was only last June. If just a few months later she’s already back in the hospital over it, it could be a signal that her body is finally shutting down on her. Nobody has confirmed whether her June treatment was even officially emphysema. I wonder why, but her dad and her doctors are very sketchy on releasing official word as to what her actual condition is. Do you think it’s because they don’t want to tarnish the career of such a budding star? Uh ,no, look at her. She’s tarnishing that just fine on her own. But her condition is most definitely a lung condition of the deteriorating variety. And why should anyone be surprised, her entire life revolves around one deterioriating element after another. When you have a diet of crack and….well, crack….it would be a shock to learn that her white blood cells and immune system even bother putting up a fight anymore. Ahh, poor Amy Winehouse. So many of her fans are so desperately hoping that she gets her act together. However, her body may make that decision for her if she doesn’t start taking care of herself.

Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com

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Here Amy Winehouse is seen out and about stumbling through yet another of her infamous bar crawls on a night where she found herself in the same sort of troubles she always finds herself in. Yep, these are typical here. Amy spent her night fighting with her security guards, punching this that and the other person, and looking as dirty and wasted as usual. Ah yes, just another day in the life of Amy Winehouse, huh? It’s almost better actually that she uses physical force to communicate her needs more often than not, because by the sounds of it, whenever she opens her mouth, something stupid falls out of it. The most recent example of this was when she compared her con hubby Blake Fielder-Civil with Nelson Mandela. Amy recently appeared as a performer at Nelson Mandela’s birthday bash, and it was at this event where she opened her mouth and insert her foot. Nelson Mandela himself wasn’t even sure who Amy was at the time of the event, and had to be filled in by British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. And we all know that Amy has an unusual obsession with her cracked out husband, and she expressed this obsession, alongside her excitement at being able to perform for Nelson by opening her show by saying:

You know, Nelson Mandela and my husband have a great deal in common–both of them have spent a great deal of time in prison.

Sounds like dear Amy needs an edumacation on what kind of ordeal Nelson actually went through, one that pales in comparison to a coke addicts incarceration. But to make a faux pas even worse, when the crowd was singing ‘Free Nelson Mandela’ at the end of her performance, she was actually singing ‘Free Blakey my Fella.’. Phew boy, well, all you can really do in this situation is sigh, and hope to heaven that not many people heard. Or, just shake your head at it all, because really, Amy has given us very little alternatives when it comes to figuring out how to deal with her.