Another Day. Another Trainwreck Story.
Dome, Lucas, PacificCoastNews.com
Ah yes. Here we have Amy Winehouse looking about as dishevelled as it gets. But doesn’t every picture of Amy look like this? And it seems they are getting worse, and worse, but when you are a living, breathing trainwreck and addict, THIS is what happens boys and girls. And just when you think it’s safe to put your head on your pillow again without hearing another crack addict story coming out of Wino’s London abode, there she goes again to surprise you. Sidenote to those of you in the London area. If you happen to hear a strange woman banging on your door shouting in the wee hours of the morning, something that sounds like ‘Blaaaaaaaaa—- aaaaaaaa——-kkkkeeeee!!!’ Don’t worry, it’s just Amy Wino making the rounds as she scours the ends of the earth for her husband. And even better, if you ignore it, it WILL go away. And this is how Amy’s last weekend went apparently. Another weekend where it concludes with her having to break out her apology notepaper…(mental note, she’s running short, someone may want to gift her with some)….Friday night Amy went on one of her usual benders and stumbled around her London neighbourhood where she visited her old apartment, the one she shared with her hubby Blake Fielder Civil, who is in rehab right now after prison release. So alas, there was no Blake to be found, and nobody interested in answering their door. I am sure behind that closed door however there was quite a lot of laughing going on. Either that or they were stoned themselves and chalking up the whines to the ghosts of stone heads past. But that didn’t seem to dismay Wino. She stumbled through a construction site in her infamous pink ballet flats, with her equally infamous bottle of vodka in one hand, and stumbled back home. To her real home. And once she was in the confines of her own stone head den, she seemed to return to her senses at least somewhat, realizing that he was in rehab.
Iget to see him Monday,” she told the paparazzi through her intercom, the Sun reports. “Things weren’t going too well–we didn’t get to have sex for a whole year. I love the man.”
Wow. That’s intelligent!! So eloquently said, Amy!! But of course the Sun also followed up this statement with a quick one that noted Amy had told them that Blake had asked her to bring some crack to rehab when she visits. That should be ok, right? Until the next drug binge, stay tuned boys and girls, we all KNOW this isn’t the last of this one….
