What It’s Like Being George Clooney’s Girlfriend

I guess Sarah Larson must not have that much going on in her life, because she is still riding on the fact that she was once the girlfriend of George Clooney. And she won’t let anyone forget either that she wasn’t just ANY girlfriend, but the only girlfriend he EVER took to the Oscars. (we’ll see how that plays out this year though) But even though she may have been ‘the only’ in terms of Oscar dating material, the fact remains that the two could not have been THAT serious because well, look where they are today. But Sarah loves to be known as one of Georgie’s exes, and doesn’t mind telling you how awful it was.
That’s right, she’s at the point where she is complaining about it, but with such grace and aplomb that she isn’t slinging any mud. Can’t imagine ANY woman ever complaining about even being allowed five minutes with the man, never mind having once been his girlfriend, but well, Sarah wants to make some headlines now, so let’s give her some room. Yes, she says it was pretty nerve-wracking and stressful overall, that being just a nobody cocktail waitress from Las Vegas whose only claim to fame was eating something gross and being paid for it on Fear Factor, guess the time in the spotlight can wear on you. And it wore on her so much that she’s back for more?? That’s right, I hate the media, so let me tell them all about it….whatever. She says though that the pressure of dating a ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ was pretty tight, and that being in the public eye was just a little too much at times.
She said she went in like a deer in headlights and that there were many times that she just didn’t know what to do or how to behave in public. ‘A lot to take in’ was how she described it overall. But I can’t help but wonder….what exactly was she expecting when she started dating one of America’s most sought after bachelors? What exactly?? A little pressure, a little time in the spotlight, all things that aspiring models DREAM about. That’s right, she was touted as being a little too fame hungry back in the breakup day, so perhaps this is her way of saying ‘uh uh, no I wasn’t’.
Oh well, too bad it’s months after the fact and we don’t really buy it. As far as the breakup is concerned? There is no love lost from George’s end it seems, and unlike many other famous couples, the two have not stayed in touch. Sarah says the whole thing happened ‘quickly’:
It was quick. You know, break-ups are difficult, but people, you know, we move on, go onto other things. I haven’t spoken with him in a very long time. Not necessarily that there’s hard feelings but we just haven’t. When you break-up, it’s difficult but you move on.
By ‘move on’ does she actually mean that she will ‘move on’ to the next reporter that will listen to her moan about a breakup that happened months ago? Come on, Sarah, this ride was over or you a long time ago. Go with grace, honey, because now you just look like a jilted bitter ex. Find something else to talk about. We ALL have.
Edward Opinaldo, PacificCoastNews.com


