Jennifer Aniston has Had IT!
Bobby Rachpoot
Well, it looks like the crap has finally hit the fan for Jennifer Aniston. Being one of the queen of tabloids, with the last four years of her life being fairly action packed, and she is saying enough is enough. I mean, what with the pregnancy that never happened, the pregnancy with a twin bundle that never happened, the Christmas dinner with Brad Pitt’s mother that didn’t happen, and of course, the relationship with Vince Vaughn that actually DID happen. And now Jennifer says she is ready to retire from her recurring role as the tabloid cover girl. She says the whole thing is ridiculous in an interview with USA Today, and is honestly getting sick of it all. She wants to tell us all that it (her life) is none of our [insert expletive here] business. Which is pretty enlightening, as we haven’t seen her this ticked since the Star magazine story where she was having a (fictitious) showdown with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars. If she had it her way I think, she would be donating all of her future Harper’s Bazaar covers to the Obamas:
This is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what’s happening with the president.
Which of course is a great idea in theory. But as much as America loves hearing about the Obamas, from the tabloids or otherwise, we still want to know when her due date is, or when the big wedding day is happening. And if she wasn’t such the center of popular culture attention, she wouldn’t be able to gush about her current warm and fuzzy dog movie ‘Marley and Me’ where she stars opposite Owen Wilson. So until her life gets a little less high profile, and her position on the A list gets bumped to the D list, she may just have to suck it up.
