Scarlett Johansson’s Dirty Money?
This is one of those stories that makes you go ewwwww…..but an all too common tale when it comes to celebrities. We all have heard the regales of folks that rummage through the celebrity trash to get that half eaten piece of pizza…or whatever they can get their hands on. For Scarlett Johansson, she put her trash to good use, and decided to auction it off for charity. And, guess she couldn’t come up with any decent trash, or at least trash that she wanted the world to see, because the best she could come up with was a used tissue. And by used, we mean, used. And we all know what tissues are for, do we not? That’s right. Scarlett Johansson generously forked over a wad of paper that she had, something on, and auctioned it off for the charity USA Harvest. But that’s not even the shocking part. The shocking part of this story is that her snootie wad fetched a whopping $6490 at the eBay charity site!! That’s right! And the folks were fightin for it! Bidding for her tissue debris began at $1.21 and just hours before the auction ended was sitting at $4959. The final price of almost $6500 was found after 83 bids had been placed. In this auction, bidders had to be preapproved before they were allowed to put in an offer, and of course, the lucky winner remains anonymous. I would hope so, and I hope it remains that way. I do NOT want to know the person that is carrying around someone’s used snot trash. ANYONE’S used snot trash. And I am sure Scarlett is laughing her way through it all. But who even donates that? Oh, you’d like to raise some money for charity? Here’s my trash. Nice. Looks like her latest finding on Maxim’s Young Hot Hollywood 2009 list may have gone to her head a wee bit. I don’t know…is it just me, or is this all just soooo nasty.
