Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com

Well well, this has gotta hurt for Kate Hudson, since it seems like she and Lance Armstrong just broke up about five minutes ago. But at any rate, it sounds like Lance has moved on rather quickly, so much so that he’d probably even ask at this point ‘Kate who?” And that’s because he has quite a few things on his minds these days. Most notably, his new girlfriend and their baby on the way. Lance moved on from Kate to a little thing named Anna Hansen, and has just announced that they are expecting their first child together, due in June. Should we do the math? That brings us back to a Fall conception, and *when* exactly did he and Kate break up? Well, according to Perez Hilton, the two have been dating ‘quietly’ since July, so, since babies are one of the new shades of black this generation, I guess a baby a few months into a relationship is no big deal. Lance is the father of three other children, 9 year old Luke and 7 year old twins Isabella and Grace, so fatherhood will be a breeze for him. And in the meantime, he says he appreciates us all respecting their privacy, while they are both eager to celebrate the holidays as an instant family. Is that his way of saying, stop calling me a big fat cheater behind my back?

This is one of those stories that makes you go ewwwww…..but an all too common tale when it comes to celebrities. We all have heard the regales of folks that rummage through the celebrity trash to get that half eaten piece of pizza…or whatever they can get their hands on. For Scarlett Johansson, she put her trash to good use, and decided to auction it off for charity. And, guess she couldn’t come up with any decent trash, or at least trash that she wanted the world to see, because the best she could come up with was a used tissue. And by used, we mean, used. And we all know what tissues are for, do we not? That’s right. Scarlett Johansson generously forked over a wad of paper that she had, something on, and auctioned it off for the charity USA Harvest. But that’s not even the shocking part. The shocking part of this story is that her snootie wad fetched a whopping $6490 at the eBay charity site!! That’s right! And the folks were fightin for it! Bidding for her tissue debris began at $1.21 and just hours before the auction ended was sitting at $4959. The final price of almost $6500 was found after 83 bids had been placed. In this auction, bidders had to be preapproved before they were allowed to put in an offer, and of course, the lucky winner remains anonymous. I would hope so, and I hope it remains that way. I do NOT want to know the person that is carrying around someone’s used snot trash. ANYONE’S used snot trash. And I am sure Scarlett is laughing her way through it all. But who even donates that? Oh, you’d like to raise some money for charity? Here’s my trash. Nice. Looks like her latest finding on Maxim’s Young Hot Hollywood 2009 list may have gone to her head a wee bit. I don’t know…is it just me, or is this all just soooo nasty.

Tuukka Jantti, PacificCoastNews.com

Hollywood’s power couple extraordinaire are seen here at the Los Angele premiere of ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’, Brad Pitt’s latest work that will be in theatres on Christmas Day. And don’t they just look so happy and in love? Ah yes, this is the zsa zsa zsu that makes heart swoon, no? Or maybe they just look like a couple of tired parents of six wee ones? Yes. And one would think that harbouring a family of six children would be enough to commit oneself to another for a lifetime, but yet the same old ‘M’ word keeps cropping up with this unmarried couple. There have been rumors of secret weddings and engagements and on and on, and Angelina has made no secret of the fact that she’d like Brad to make an honest woman of her. And apparently, she brought this to his attention rather impatiently recently. She has reportedly proposed to him and is desperate to tie a knot with him, but Brad simply said thanks, but no thanks. Instead, he thinks they should attend couples counselling first. Well, first he wants her to work on herself, and her own issues, and has even sent her to anger management classes. So when Angelina suggested a Christmas wedding, he said to hold off and instead of just going with it, Angelina gave him a guilt trip saying the kids want them to be married. But according to those close to Brad:

Brad thinks a wedding right now is biting off more than they can chew. He would like to slow down and go through some couples counseling. But Angelina is insisting they get married before they adopt again or have another biological baby.

What? Six kids later and he wants to SLOW DOWN? Hmmm….It doesn’t get much faster than that, pal. Mind you, I think with this couple a marriage license is pretty much a moot point. No matter what happens between them, if the worst were to happen, they still have children and assets on the table, and that’s a heckuva lot more than some of Tinseltown’s most married couples can lay claim to. To add to it, they are reportedly trying for another set of twins! Yes, Angelina was told if she got pregnant again within the next two years she would probably conceive another set of twins, so back to the fertility treatments they go. So what, will we be looking for another announcement for babies 7 and 8? Honestly, is the lack of a piece of paper proving wedded bliss really this couple’s biggest issue?

Louise Barnsley,PacificCoastNews.com

Balthazar Getty is quite prominent in his own right, being the heir to the Getty Oil fortune, and yes, he’s been here there and everywhere with the odd acting gig that has kept him at a nice steady B-list status for a few years now. But it was not until he started canoodling with fashion designer Sienna Miller while still being a husband and father to 4 children that he became quite the headline and household name. Yes, Balthazar may play a big fat cheater on T.V., he is also one in real life. And though his girlfriend Sienna Miller has taken the brunt of the whole ‘homewrecker’ situation, he’s taken a bit of heat himself, and rightfully so. Just ask the folks that work with him and have to deal with him every day on the set of his current job ‘Brothers and Sisters’. It sounds like Balthazar was quite the well liked man until his ethics were brought into question in a very public manner. In fact, reports are that he has no friends at all on the set of ‘Brothers and Sisters’ and he is not being labelled as just a big fat cheater, but also a very difficult guy to be around. In fact, he is so difficult to be around that everyone on the set can’t stand him. He apparently behaves unprofessionally during shoots by forgetting his lines, and it has been said that he has even brought one cast member to tears at some point, though who, we are not really sure. He’s pulling some diva behaviour as well, by forcing everyone to move meetings and shooting schedules around simply to accommodate him, and when people don’t work the way he wants, he yells and becomes impatient. At one point he became so impatient he shouted ‘When are we going to shoot this?’. And oddly enough, his behaviour didn’t seem to even start until his relationship with his wife of 8 years, Rosetta, began to crumble, and his relationship with Sienna Miller, began to flourish. And of course this was right around the time that his cast mates and co-stars began to can’t stand him. It could be possible that Balthazar really is a diva in the making, or it could be possible that the stress and strain of all of his shenanigans and his marriage crumbling just forcing him to finally crack. Who knows. But even if those are the reasons for his behaviour, it is still no excuse, and as such, he had better start toeing the line according to his co-stars. And what is going on with Sienna and he? Who knows….but I have my thoughts, and they aren’t very nice ones.

Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

Hugh Hefner’s Sons Want to Shake Up Things at the Mansion! ~ Bitten and Bound

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Attacked by a Stalker! ~ Hollywire

Friends the Movie, Take 2?? ~ Hot Momma Gossip

Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

A-list couple Jennnifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are seen here looking like an ordinary couple on a Tuesday night going out for dinner, as they are given a rare night off from their twins to have a date. J-Lo and hubby Marc Anthony headed out to Luau in Beverly Hills, and this is something Jennifer must have enjoyed, given that she has been publicly noisy about the fact that she doesn’t get many breaks nowadays since the birth of her twins. But her rest and respite will be short, as she will be returning to the big screen next year to shoot the comedy flick ‘Plan B’, a movie about a woman who undergoes artificial insemination in order to counter her excessively noisy biological clock. And maternity and motherhood is definitely something relatable to Jennifer, so she will more than likely do a bang up job. And it may be her decision to go back to work that has put her marriage on death watch, or as friends say, ‘to a breaking point’. Given that J-Lo and Marc have only been married for four years, and are parents to twins, this is somewhat startling news. But the fact that both of them have been spotted out and about without their wedding rings on separate occasions is something that is saying a lot about the marriage, and about each of them individually. To top it off, Marc Anthony has been fuelling rumors that he’s a big fat cheater due to the fact that he’s been seen flirting with women on both sides of the coast in both New York and Las Vegas and has been publicly heard saying that Jennifer is ‘making me miserable’. As far as their friends are concerned, they say that the wedding rings ‘situation’ is not unintentional. They say ‘nothing Jennifer EVER does is without intention’ and that both of them are simply getting bored. Add this to the fact that Marc is being touted as a control freak, and is very controlling of Jennifer. A source recently told us Weekly:

He’s very, very controlling of her. The skirts aren’t as short. You don’t see so much of that booty anymore.

And it is the same source that says things have become strained to the point that Jennifer is hardly even talking to Marc anymore. She even has a smidge of resentment with him, considering that she works all day, and then does babies all night, and that Marc is even responsible for stalling her career a little bit because of the babies. Even though the couple renewed their wedding vows last month, many say that this as well was all for show, to quash rumors that their marriage is on the brink of death. And the dinner at Luaua, where they enjoyed meatballs, ribs, tiramisu and chocolate cake and walked away holding hands? Also a big show for the peeps that say they are OVAH. And just to get one more opinion in the mix, Marc’s publicist denies denies denies. So you have to know he’s a good publicist, because I think they are hired on the basis of them being able to say no. He says they are doing great as a couple and happier than ever. So what’s going on here? Well you know….we’ll find out one way or another soon enough.